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non-sexual dominance | @cryptidshunter​

                                                      your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc .

‘  Yeah it’s, uh, raining outside a little bit,  ‘ he laughs, slicking wet hair out of his face. ‘  You might wanna wait a bit before heading...uh..  ‘ 

Joseph looked around at the makeshift construction that was made out of blankets and pillows. He supposed that was a fair point in that this was more of blanket for than a pillow one considering the blanket to pillow ratio currently. But the blond gave a shrug and smiled.

“Blanket fort. Pillow fort. It’s a fort and a very comfortable one I might add. And by trapped you mean very comfortable that I am not willing to get up any time soon then yes. I am hopelessly trapped by the blanket fort the children have made and need some help. Oh woe is me.”

The youth minister let out a small dramatic sigh as he practically flopped back down into his spot he was in moments before chuckling a little to himself. Peeking out from underneath he saw Robert’s grin next and heard the question. Sticking a hand out from underneath the blanket he made a motion for him to come and join him.

I FORGOT THE MEME // NO LONGER ACCEPTING !!

I think mine was a full page but i dont remember what exactly it was about. lmao I just remember they let me borrow it but they only had it on VHS or something and I was like “mom we need to get the vhs player out of the basement and dust it off I guess”

God getting out a VHS player again. I think we still own ours somewhere too. We still have so many of our VHS tapes too.

When I was younger I was part of a predominantly Christian value Daycare center after school and on the weekends sometimes depending when our parents work. And they would let us watch practically any movie or video on VHS we wanted. Didn’t have to be anything God or Jesus or religion related. As long as it wasn’t inherently bad for a bunch of kids to watch. Hell they let us watch Goosebumps. 

I don’t think I actually had to write anything on any of them one time though.

Okay so I went by your previous logic and tried finding the ship names for Robert:

Jobert

Craigbert

Hubert

Dabert (Dagobert???)

Bribert (Brie-bert 83c)

Matbert (Okay, but that reminds me of the German word "Mett-Brot", which is a loaf of bread with Mett (ground pork that's seasoned)

Joseph had thought it would be a neat idea. Thought it might be a little fun. He always wondered what it was like when Robert went out on these little trips at night. See what he did in order to find, or attempt to find, these cryptids he was looking for. So he had asked to come along on one of these things. Joseph was a little surprised when Robert said he could come along but he was also rather excited.

Until Robert disappeared on him that is.

The blond may have overreacted and panicked a little when he couldn’t find him and being left alone out here not realising it was a trick at all. So he ran. He ran hoping to either get out or run into Robert. What he didn’t expect in this flight mode of his was literally running into Robert as he did so. Foot catching onto a root he barreled right into him. A small yelp came from Joseph as it happened, the two of them tumbling amongst the brush before the finally landed. Robert on his back and Joseph landing hard right on top of him with an ‘oof.’

Groaning slightly the youth minister placed hands on either side and lifted himself up a bit as he listened to Robert’s comments. He could practically feeling the man scowling at him as he shook his head to regain his composure. 

“Sorry... I’m sorry” he murmured at first. Joseph thought about the question and shook his head. He felt a little bit sore from the tumble but nothing serious.