Can you please please PLEASE make a Humfrey Beesbury fanfic? I would love to read a freaky one where he and the Tully!reader meet while dancing in the baratheon tent and get out of there to go and put a p in a v under a Tree with a big Bee hive (the sigil of his house) I would love to read one
anon, I love that you're so eager for this man 😭💕 and I'm so sorry that he's really not the type that I write for... but I definitely can share some small thoughts I have about Beesbury
to me, this guy reads as a munch — like he's taking every and any chance to eat you out and have you cumming on his tongue. he could spend hours between your thighs, working you to orgasm again and again until you're begging him to fuck you.
his pubes? the same color as his mustache.
he really gives me the energy of a man who, when you're together/married, will TREAT YOU AS HIS QUEEN, worshipping the ground you walk on and taking your word as if it's law.
he absolutely gets ribbed for being whipped for you, but Beesbury doesn't care about any of that. if you say your gown does not fit right, he'll have it mended for you within the day. if you tell him you wish to go riding, he'll be at your side in an instant. if you demand him to apologize for some indiscretion, he'd be kneeling at the alter between your thighs working for forgiveness as if it was the gods who told him to pray.
and if you beg him to stay — to not throw his life away for a hedge knight in a battle he has no stakes in... well... he'll kiss you on the head and promise he'll make it back to you alive.
SORRY it got a little angsty there at the end... he definitely reads to me like a man who can't abandon honor or duty. even if his wife demands it of him. it's both what you love and hate the most about him.
but other than that.. I really don't have a lot of thoughts on Humphrey Beesbury, so that's the most that I can offer 💔
