#cryptid post

fuck ladders i go up i go down what's the fucking point

you see a ladder that's fine cool a ladder NOPE its out to fuckimg get you

you place your delicate foot on the first rung what does the ladder do it fucking attacks it stabs your foot and makes ypu bash your face

powering through you step up to the second rung little do you know hell isn't made of circles its just rungs on a fuckomg ladder and every step you take is more pain you knock your shin on the rung

third level the ladder isn't playing the fuck around it reaches up with the metal bar and grabs your got damn foot you camt escape the ladder owns you now

No u struggle through to the fourth level second from the top you're so close the floor below you disappears you see satan himself reaching his feathered hand toward you like a vampire you know that if you cross the barrier you will be safe

U ascend to the top rung amd attempt to swing your foot over finally arriving at your destination but the hell beast will not allow it you scream the sound of a whistle blowing and satan rears back and holds his ears

you dart to tje top level. You are free from this hell of ladders