could you possibly do the beloved handsome bois with a nb reader who has like become the local creature™️, like reader is straight up considered a cryptid where they live, they’re weird and mysterious and have cryptid vibes but they’re somewhat famous for it
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hi 🦕!! I could definitely try for you!! this is lowk so hilarious cause I took most inspirational thoughts from the members of sleep token 😭 (and star wars) I love my cryptid freaks ; but this is adorbs, I love it, I love you for this 🦕 ; tysm for requesting, hope you enjoy!!! ; also for context, established relationships!!
HANDSOME BROS ; cryptid
includes ; tommyinnit, badlinu, maxggs & ranboo
warnings ; language
masterlist
TOMMYINNIT
you just like... walk around with a fucking cloak at night???
no one sees you in the day, only at night
you become an urban legend fr
kids are scared of you type shit
you usually dont talk to play into the bit
tommy finds it so fucking funny
sometimes he'll stalk you from a distance to make it obv hes not with you but try to see people's reactions
YOU SCARE YOUNG CHILDREN.
sometimes you chase after people when they recognize you and disappear into an alley while you stifle your laughter
your blonde boyfie records some of them for shits and giggles
sometimes youll post them on local Facebook walls like "Britain cryptid spotted chasing locals!!!" lmfaoo
FREDDIE BADLINU
you literally have a dark cloak and keep yourself in the dark when you walk around town
you even carry a realistic lightsaber and turn it on (fancy noise, light animation and all) when people get close to you
literally a real life anakin skywalker rolling around britain???
people love you for it
some spend their evenings trying to find you for a photo or cool video since youre always welcome to them as long as your face stays hidden and whatnot
you even have secret pockets on the inside to give kids some star wars keychains and stuff
you even once gave a spare lightsaber to a kid who was hyperfixated on star wars and their special interest was how sabers are built / made / work
literally met a mini lightsaber engineer at 8pm on a thursday 😭🙏
Freddie finds it so cute but he never goes with you, its your thing, it was your thing way before you ever got together and he doesnt want to intrude
he still stalks local fb groups to see if anyone's posting about you
MAXGGS
you wear a full mask and tops with hoods to conceal your face and paint your skin (whatever color you like) to look less human
youre basically cosplaying an oc youve created over the years, a cryptic inhuman version of yourself
youve lowkey made some lore especially pulling from what people say when they pass around the urban legend
sometimes you just start dancing on the boardwalk out of nowhere or start spinning around light poles
sometimes you just climb up traffic light poles and do pull-ups and sit on top and chill while people take pictures of you
you kinda feel like those haunt actors at theme parks yk
sometimes max joins you in a getup or he'll trail behind you like a camera man
you post some short clips on youtube and tiktok of your shenanigans since max likes to encourage your silliness
youre just the neighborhood cryptid who climbs on shit and randomly emotes, harmless and funny
RANBOO
you literally dress up in a scary old full body costume covered in dirt and probably some specks of fake blood and stroll around after dark
you scare the living shit out of people even though theres nothing confirmed or anything
people quickly start making up stories and you turn into an urban legend within a few years
kinda like the bunny dude under the bridge with the axe who escaped a mental hospital
people take blurry pictures of you and share it online and make up theories and shit
you have your own subreddit 😭😭
ranboo love helping expand the lore and make fake shit and stuff for the story
they make everything look so credible and have like 473773 reddit accs to add random details and stuff
its so funny
he loves expanding your weird little character and help scare people without even doing anything
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AMAB! Reader! Human form! Cthulu x Priestess x cult orgy drabble
TW: smut, p in v, unprotected sex, cunnilingus, m/f, f/f, voyerism/exhibitionism, impact play, unattended candles(no consequences of that tho)
AN: its from the-one-being-worshipped's pov, I never really specified that its Cthulu, but that who I was thinking of when I wrote this.
Also, the reader is "AMAB," but no gender is mentioned. (AMAB in quotes because an entity of this level of power could obviously choose how to present in human form or something)
The forest is softly lit by candles, the quiet hum of the night surrounding them. You enter the ring of people in robes, the moonlight bleaches the night into an ethereal black and white. The Priestess stand in the center of the ring, her robe already discarded, she wears only a thin lace covering. You step closer, your breath mingling with hers, your hearts beating in sync. She gazes at you, a knowing smile tugging at the corner of her lips, her eyes filled with warmth and curiosity.
"You feel it too, don’t you?" She whispers, her voice teasing but gentle.
She leans in just enough that you can feel her presence without touching, the air thick with the unspoken. "Tell me what you're thinking," she murmurs, her voice low, but not demanding—curious, eager.
You smile softly, tracing a finger along her sleeve, taking your time. "I think," you say, stepping closer so your body brushes hers, "I’m going to enjoy this."
She looks at you, her expression filled with anticipation and amusement. "Are you ready, My Lord?"
You pause, savoring the warmth of her gaze, before looking at the robed figures circling you. "Yes, I am."
She kisses you, her touch fiery. Gently she draws you to the ground, laying on her robe. It's easy to remove your own ceremonial garb, discarding it as you sink down on top of her. Teasing her with your fingers, you find her dripping with anticipation. Wasting no time on foreplay, you slide home, filling her completely. She moans, tossing her head back. She's uncharacteristically loud tonight, putting on a show for the robed figures. Subtly making sure they know she's your favorite toy. It makes you smirk, making your pace more brutal, slamming into her cervix and making her scream. Hips stuttering, you still, pumping rope after rope of hot cum into her tight pussy. You have a moment to catch your breath before the ritual resumes. The robed figures drop their cloaks one by one, revealing bare skin and shy faces. They step forward, a particularly brave girl kneeling next to the Priestess. You smile at her, reaching out a hand- only to slap her tits to make them bounce. She cries out, before quickly remembering to thank you, tears already prick at the corners of her eyes. The Priestess shifts, still under you. She snakes a hand between the girl's legs, fingering her. You watch that for a bit, slaping both the Priestess and the girl a few more times; the Priestess moans with each impact, the girl whines, still fighting the urge to cry. The Priestess suddenly yanks the girl closer, seating her on her mouth. Then using a free hand the Priestess, strokes your cock to attention again, wordlessly urging you to put it back in. You do, stoking languidly in and out of her cunt as you watch her eat the girl out. The girl is whining, rocking her hips against the Priestess's skilled tongue. You slide your hands up her sides, teasing her, leaning forward to press gentle kisses to her skin, lulling her into a false sense of security before biting her almost hard enough to draw blood, she yelps. You can hear the Priestess chuckling against her clit. Around the three of you the rest of the cult has started preforming their own sexual acts, an orgy with you at the center. You note with approval that they are avoiding each other's most sensitive spots, just teasing each other and waiting for you. Returning your attention to what's in front of you, the Priestess is edging the girl, and you are edging yourself and the Priestess, slow methodical thrusts into her cunt, matched perfectly by the slow licks she places on the girl's clit. With a moan, you speed up, impatience hitting suddenly. The change in pace pushes the Priestess over the edge, clenching around you as she moans into the girl's pussy. The vibration of the moan triggers the girl's orgasm, she lunches forward, grabbing you to steady herself. The erotic sight has you filling the Priestess full again. Spent, the two of them cuddle, while you are off to fuck every cult member at least once.
