Barry the Bluegill speaks to the council
You ask me when I last saw Sam the Stocked Trout? Listen closely. To decide on what must be done, you all must know the fate of Sam the Stocked Trout. Council of the lake, here is my recollection of what happened. Make of it what you will.
It was two days ago. As you all know, the weather that day was fair. To maximize this warm spell, I was having a leisurely stroll topwater. After all, warm weather means that anglers will be attempting to entice the trout near the bottom of the lake. But for a bluegill such as myself, warm weather means my activities will be topwater.
It was during this lovely swim that I spotted our dear friend Sam. He was at the bottom of the lake, zigging and zagging about. We all know that it is not unusual to see Sam so excited, but I felt something was wrong. I called out to him, but he did not respond.
At once, I knew something was afoot.
Ever attentive, Sam would have normally greeted me.
Immediately, I swam down to meet him.
I asked Sam what on earth could have him so ecstatic. He turned to me and said that he was on the prowl for pink Power Bait.
I was shocked.
I asked him why he was searching for such a thing.
Joyfully, he replied that it would allow him to return to the hatchery, where his fellow trout awaited him. That the people from the hatchery had come to bring the stocked trout home, but for whatever reason had failed to give him the memo. But it was no big deal. All he had to do was find the bait.
Aghast, I asked him who could have given him such a foul idea. He was about to respond, but a nugget of pink Power Bait drifted between us, suspended on a bottom rig.
Sam lunged.
I shouted at him to stop immediately.
Sam stared at me, anger flooding his eyes.
His voice was full of rage. He asked why I would try to stop him from going home.
I yelled, âSam, this is your home! If you bite that, you will end up gutted and served on a platter! Donât do it!â
Sam replied that Monica told him that by biting the Power Bait, he would return to the hatchery. That he would see his friends.
I cried, âSam, your friends didnât return, they were a fishermanâs supper!â
He couldnât take it.
He called me a liar and a fake friend.
Monica had told him that his friends were at the hatchery, so that was that.
And then-
Gulp. Gulp. Gulp.
Sam swallowed the Power Bait whole. In an instant, he was snatched away, never to be seen again.
Monica, you fiend.
We know you hate Sam, but why did you have to go to such lengths?
To twist his hopes into something so evil?
Oh, donât try to pretend you didnât hate him, Monica.
Even the most obtuse among us could see the poison in your heart.
Stop crying, you villain. Your crocodile tears wonât convince any of us here.
âŠOkay, I get it, counsellor, Iâll restrain myself.
Council of the lake, I hope you make the right decision.













