Jeff The Killer HCs
TW: Blood, mentions of weapons A/N: this is my first time posting my headcanons so.. enjoy ig. Not all too serious just random stuff. Is it realistic HELL NO!!! Also it's kinda short but yeah Also not proofread.
-His knife 100% has chips in it. I've witnessed knives chip from butchering a chicken and accidentally hitting the bone lighty, so his has at least gotta have a little. -Shit sleep schedule. Goes to bed at 4am, wakes up at 9. Will never get more than 5 hours of sleep. -Not the best at taking care of houseplants. Has 1 succulent in the corner of his room that's holding on for dear life.
-Diet consists of instant noodles, soda/energy drinks, and whatever he can find in the kitchen at 3am -Bites his nails to the point he bleeds. Idk just made sense -watches those old hello kitty shows. Specifically the one where it's sanrio characters retelling fairy tales like goldilocks and snow white. -Go cart menace, bumps into people on purpose, sharp turns, cutting people off etc. Probably yelling half the time too.
has gotten banned from several courses. -Speaking of stuff like that, he also probably lies to people at theme parks about the content of a roller coaster. Him and Ben are swearing up and down, "It's calm, I swear!" right before the ride starts and you're dropping suddenly 60ft and looping several times at 60mph or something. (Has gotten people to throw up, will do it again)
-Bangs on random peoples windows in the dead of night for fun then runs off.
-Collects bottle caps, they are all in a jar in the corner of his room.
-Speaking of his room, it's messy. not horribly moldy and a literal biohazard, but very messy. Clothes everywhere, cans. Lots of posters, magazine pages, news paper clippings on his walls. (Consists of bands he likes, horror movies, etc.) Never turns on the overhead lights. Only lamps, LEDS, Tv's etc.
-Has an electric guitar. idk just wanted to say that.
-owns a Edward Cullen shirt. (Probably was a gag gift from someone)
-Horror films. Probably likes the saw franchise. Or the Terrifier films. (Slashers.) One of those people to either laugh or get upset when the victims are clearly about to be killed and are oblivious.
-His hoodie? gross as shit. He washes it... sometimes. It just is annoying though. Why wash it if it's just gonna get covered in even more blood? Very crusty.
-Thick hair that sheds like crazy. Just kinda... seems like it.
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A/N: Maybe I'll do another set of theme park activity headcanons for all the creepypastas. or like... halloween party headcanons. or mall trip headcanons? (Slice of life my beloved) Probablyyy will like make realistic / darker sometime soon. IDK.
ALSO TY FOR READINGGGG <3
