#crowley things

Yet another wonderful design and sprite work from @videcoeur!! I can’t get enough XD

Anyways! You know how it is, reblog 1-3 characters for my man Crowley here to judge, he works as the right-hand man of another purple who is a faith healer. Mainly doing his best to keep his excentric boss in line. 

"Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: That he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Two of these were wrong: Heaven is not in England, ... and angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort."

Key context is this came out in 1990. "Sexless", technically and with today's modern terminology, would probably mean either celibate or without genitalia. Neither of which present a counter to gay, so I've tended to interpret this as asexual or agender (or both which tbh is where I lean).

Obviously you can still be gay and asexual or gay and agender but that's like, advanced physics and we're talking cis men writing this in the 90s. But idk this is part of my justification for seeing A/C as a queer-platonic pairing only.

“If you so much as mention the word ‘carbohydrate,’ I’ll fling you over a rainbow. One of these days, you’re gonna finish me. I’ll be in pieces on the ground, like a broken doll – a sad, lonely reminder that devils don’t bounce, and maybe you should get a Swiffer.”

"North pole, Santy Claus speaking. Would you like a doll or a firetruck?"

“Nothing you could do to me with my hands tied could really hurt me. It’s the part where you turn me loose that I’m dreading."

"If you’re lucky, they burn your body. Drink rotgut in your name until they can’t remember you. That’s your great reward. And the life you’ve always wanted, always thought you’d get around to? It’s out there right now, happening to someone else. Someone who has no idea what she has, what you’d give to take her place. That girl is so close… I can almost smell her perfume."