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he reaches his arms up above his head in a slow stretch and gets up off the couch.  “ is this a robbery ?? ” nico asks, putting his hands up in a surrender that looks lazy and unaffected somehow.  “ because, in the interest of full honesty, the only thing i have a key to is the wine cellar. ”

    he holds his hand to his mouth, like he’s about to divulge a secret.  “ i’m spider-man.  i head you guys have a man bat.  what’s that like ?? ”

“ I just can’t watch you eat like that anymore, Jason. I’m worried next time it’ll be soup from a water bottle. ” Kory sighs, albeit fondly, and drops them both in a secluded area of the parking lot. Or rather, Jason directly into an abandoned cart, and takes control to steer him towards the entrance to Target. It’s not that today is the first time that she’s seen him eat from something... confusing. But it’s today she realised it’s not from too many unclean dishes, and rather no dishes at all. She’s very fond of his mannerisms, most of the time, but this time she just — mostly wanted to shake him. “ Or cheese straw chopsticks. Delicious, but... mushy. You deserve better than pulp. ”