#crotchcon

“So at my Jensen auto I wrote a little blurb in my autograph book to amuse myself because I naively assumed he wouldn't have time to read it. Then I realised he was starting to read it and tried to stop him but by then he knew it was something naughty and would not be distracted. He said, "well, it's all factual!" Then he showed it to his handler and all the time he was saying how do you know? Then he called another staff member over and made her read it. The whole exchange seemed like it took forever but at the end he smirked at me and said, "yeah, you know." And I grinned back and gave him a 'hell yeah' grin.”