Now I've got the idea of Illumination characters involved in a crossover sports game that's not canon to their films, I've started thinking of the idea of them participating in separate bowling teams.

Gru/Lucy/Dru/Dr. Nefario/Marlena

Vector/Eduardo Perez/Balthazar Bratt/Clive

Once-ler/Grinch/Lorax/Bricklebaum

Buster/Suki/Eddie/Miss Crawley

Mario/Luigi/Toad/Peach

Johnny/Marcus/Stan/Barry

Porsha/Nooshy/Ash/Rosita

Gunter/Norman/Mike/Clay

Jimmy/Jerry/Wolf Thug/Cheetah Thug

Margo/Agnes/Edith/Audrey

Ted/Mrs. Wiggins/Granny Norma/?

The Nelsons

Kevin/Bob/Stuart/Otto/Wild Knuckles EB/Easter Bunny/Carlos/Phil/Snowball

Meena and Alfonso don't participate in the sport because their fingers can't fit inside the balls' holes. The other pets don't participate because none of them except for Snowball can stand up.