Fandoms: Marvel, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Author:Â waldorph
Length: 2 830 words
Rating: Teen+
Summary: When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn’t bring shame upon the family.
Review: I need everyone to write this crossover. Every single author. I’ll wait.
Jake getting drunk with Steve Rogers while Rosa expertly takes Sam Wilson apart with sheer sex vibes in the background is my new favourite thing. The dialogue is snappy and fun and the whole thing will make you chuckle.Â












