Dec 7, 2023
I loved Loki season 2!
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I loved Loki season 2!
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Croc Loki represents✨🩷💜💙✨
Selling this little guy for $40! He needs a good home or else he’s going to be collecting dust along my others. DM me for information!
Anyway- ignore the fact the photo shoot took place on top of my washing machine.
okay but. croki right
if they kept in the plot point of him being adopted/ having an identity revelation would it be like
he's an alligator and the rest of the family is just like. asgardian
he's an alligator and the rest of his family is a different kind of animal
thought his whole life he was a crocodile but he's an alligator
the alligator is him "concealed", and he's actually a frost giant
he's an alligator frost giant. just a blue croc
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
i have been thinking about this non stop for about a week now
Crocodile Loki is done, and with that, I’m done with my last auction fill for MTH 2022! Time to get some plushies in the mail
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`have whatever the fuck this shit is. This is peak 3am no sleep brainrot
Looking down at the mess he made Loki sighed and gradually starters to pick up the pieces of the broken coffee pot.
The day following Loki calls everyone into the office
‘’ Who broke it?”
Silence
“I’m not mad I just want to know.”
“I broke it, let me pay for it” Thor spoke up raising a wallet that he probably stole?
“No, No you didn’t. Stark?”
“Don’t look at me, look at Strange”
“What? I didn’t break it.”
“Huh that’s weird how’d you even know its broken?”
“…..Because its sitting right in front of us. And its broken?”
A glare was sent to Strange from Tony as he leaned in close and whispered
“Sus”
“If it matters, probably not- but Sylvie was the last one to use it.” Mobius spoke up from the side.
As if he had just offended her entire existence Sylvie retaliated
“LIAR! I don’t even drink that crap!”
“Oh, Really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?”
“I use the wooden stir sticks to push back my cuticles, everbody knows that, Mobius!”
Thor steps up to break up the. Argument
“ Ok,OK! Let’s not fight friends! I broke it, let me just pay for it, Loki!”
“Absolutely Not. Who broke it?”
Stark looked over at crocodile Loki and then back to our normal Loki
“Loki…Crocodile has been pretty quiet”
At this exclamation The crocodile Loki jumped(as well as a crocodile could anyway) at Stark and bit his hand off.
“What THE HELL”
“Loki! GET YOUR CROCODILE VARIENT OFF ME”
Everyone now is going absolutely batshit crazy and the office is destroyed. An imaginary camera is panning and zooming in on the regular Loki, who in turn looks directly at the camera and smiles. Because we all know he’s the real culprit and a green flare he’s gone. The camera blacks out and the next thing we see is the office burned to the ground and everyone is dead. The End
Croki inspired by Big Challenges bc i love Big challenges :)
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