#croc stuff

sooo glad the new pokemon game's "run around as any pokemon you want" feature has come out now that i'm an adult who has to pay for their own shit and can't afford a switch because hooooo boy if hatchling me had the opportunity to run around a video game as any of the Krookodile or Feraligatr line it would've been IMPOSSIBLE to get my ass to go to bed or to school or anything lmao

"crocodile-infested waters" piss off lmao I literally just live here. You don't catch me breaking into your home and sitting at your dinner table typing up a report about human infested suburbs

To all my carnivores/omnivores craving something to tear into, I’ve found dried mangoes satisfy that urge very well :} they come in bigger chunks than typical animal jerky and they’re very satisfying to tear apart with your teeth!

never had the stereotypical "I was always the dog when we played house" experience but did anyone else ever play like jurassic park humans vs dinosaurs type games and refuse to ever be a human and specify that you were a big male velociraptor and get really into the posture and the hand position and the head movements and the noises and the way they run and feel really sad when lunch ended and you had to go back to moving like a human being or was that just me

did anyone else get species euphoria from dry skin as a hatchling lol. my paws always get suuuper dry in the winter, to the point that the skin cracks and it becomes painful, so I have to use lotion. throughout school i used to get really giddy whenever anyone touched my hands and told me i had the dryest, most reptile-like skin they'd ever felt. i looked visibly scaly lol. worth it for convincing my classmates i was a reptile but not so much anymore aha