#crimebossmoriarty

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One Song: The Judge by Twenty One Pilots

Two Movies: Song of the Sea and What We Do In The Shadows

Three Shows: Star vs The Forces of Evil, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Heroes: Reborn

Four People: Josh Dunn, Kelly Turnbull, Mark Ruffalo, Nicki Minaj

Five Foods: Garlic bread, poppy seed muffins, my mum’s white chicken chili, the freakin’ wonderful pumpkin pie pizza they have this month at Infinity Pie, funfetti cake.

Honesty:Three things you like about tumblr, three things you dislike about tumblr? (without offending anybody!)

Three things I like about tumblr? I mean, if I HAVE to pick, I’d say having it to put all my random crap on, finding people who like the same obscure things as you, and JOHN CENA

Start of short rant

And then things I dislike hoo boy I could fill several pages on this people are waaaaayyyy too critical and polarized on this website, so quick to condemn, and it really pisses me off like yeah maybe some people are shit but good lord are any of us on this goddamn planet perfect? No? Then fucking chill out.

If you’re gonna be critical about someone for one reason or another, please please PLEASE don’t just biasedly attack them, because it literally does no one any good. Constructive criticism is a thing. Also staying in your goddamn lane is a thing.

Cool ya damn engines and learn some fucking perspective, or get out of my face. 

End rant.

Skulls:Weirdest movie(s) you have ever seen?

hAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT OZOMBIE, THE MOVIE WHERE OSAMA BIN LADEN STARTS USING ZOMBIES AGAINST THE UNITED STATES

BECAUSE THAT WAS A REAL MOVIE THAT I WATCHED WITH MY OWN EYES AND DEAR LORD IT WAS TERRIBLE BUT IT WAS THE KIND OF TERRIBLE WHERE IT’S AN ADVENTURE AND YOU KEEP WATCHING TO SEE HOW ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH IT MANAGES TO KEEP GOING

I have also seen almost all of Teeth, which I in no way endorse please do not watch that movie ever.

Also I watched the end of an Abraham Lincoln: Zombie Hunter-type movie and lordy-lord that was ridiculous.

Lavender:Describe your perfect day?

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something

MAROON = You taught me something new.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

ACK SO MANY GOOD THINGS

Wait what did I teach you is it Timmy related?

What 3 characters do you most associate me with?

This pleases me greatly 

SOLD FUCK YEAH

1. First impression: I don’t even remember it was so long ago jfc

2. Truth is: You’re pretty fuckin’ rad and are Mormor trash

3. How old do you look: I dunno I want to say 19-20-ish it doesn’t help that I know you’re around my age so it screws with my judgement

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yeeeee

5. Have you ever made me mad: I don’t think so? Nah

6. Best feature: You’re fuckin’ rad and you somehow manage to write some really sad shit and survive also you manage to not murder people even though they’re awful and I think that’s admirable

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nah

8. You’re my: Co-conspirator in all things Timmy and Mormor and motherfucking TOBLERONE PANCAKES

9. Name in my phone: Your name’s Jump Kiss because of that awful Sherlock parody and I have just been too lazy to change it

oooh yayy, it’s finally over!