#crewdlydrawn

Great question(s)!

1) Right now my fandoms are Assassin’s Creed, Captain America, and Hannibal. I honestly don’t know if I identify with anyone from Assassin’s Creed except Kassandra because she’s a woman with a bird and a horse and is queer af (well, my Kassandra, anyway). I kind of identify with Cap in the sense that I think being kind to people is a pretty sensible way to go about your life and I too sometimes want to pick fights with the walls and mouth off to everyone. As for Hannibal… I’m kind of a combination of Will and Hannibal because I go through my life constantly covered in dog hair and have epic bitchface, but am super pretentious, love to cook, am unrepentantly drawn to windowpane suits, listen to a lot of obscure classical music, and cry at the opera. So. Make of that what you will. No pun intended.

Oh, I also make a lot of bad jokes.

That is a truly unfair question. The answer is A LOT.

I’ve literally been deliberating recently over whose jersey to get. Most of my book sale money is going to credit cards and savings so we can move to Canada, but I want to splurge on something for my birthday, since I won’t get gifts from anyone else.

The problem is, name a team and I’ve probably got at least one player on the roster I love.

Obviously Flower’s my first and best love. And Dobby, my good round boy. There’s Marky and Demko and Domingue on the Canucks. And Merzly and his wonderful sunshine personality. And Larmi, precious hilarious boy! AND Alex Lyon and Cahtah Haht and and and... ugh.

Saint put his face down on his arms. “Stop existing,” he said, voice muffled.

“No can do, buddy,” Carmine said. He was feeling much more cheerful as the caffeine filtered through his system. “Afraid you’re stuck with me.”

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