okay, so I’m wagering a lot of us have seen this post. if you haven’t, it’s essentially about salmon when they get horny. normal salmon are normal: when they’re horny, though, you get The Below.
this happens for two reasons. 1. color change to become attractive to females, and 2. jaw structure change + bill to provide purchase for biting other males to ward them off of their females
sounds familiar? perhaps close to... SJM's idea of fae? biting, possessiveness and aggression...Â
in conclusion: SJM’s fae are horny salmon in humanoid form.
(now only if they would rot to death after coitus.)















