#crepvarka

Idk what number were on, have "doomed before it ever started"

Here’s a harbingers version of this post

@zariahthewitch thank you for the idea!

Im not going to be able to do all of them but I’ll try.

Varka

Pansexual

Despite being attracted to everyone, no one is attracted to varka. He’s eternally single and will stay that way for a long time. He’s a confidently and proud figure in the community of mondstadt and honestly, he’s probably given the people around him a lot of courage to feel like they can come out as well.

How he would come out: besides having those little pride flag stickers all over him during the month of June. I feel like he would just casually talk about some past relationship relationships that he’s had like “and then he broke up with me because I was ‘too close with my best friend’ and needed to ‘stop longingly looking into his eyes and staring at his lips’ and that “okay look I think you might actually be wanting to date your best friend crepus’ that’s also how one of my relationships ended with this other girl”

How he would react if you came out: Would immediately do “hi gay I’m dad joke” but then would tell you that he supports you wholeheartedly no matter who you are

Jean

Lesbian (doesn’t know)

Jean has felt ever since she was a little girl that she wasn’t really attracted to men however, she’s never really confronted that side of herself.Also I feel like she has this complex about carrying in the family legacy along with some trauma from her parents divorce causing her to belief that if she entered a relationship it would be doomed to fail.

How she would come out: I can see her listening to Chappell roan’s “good luck babe” and finally collapsing under under the closet door she’s so tightly shut. The other night to find her kind of bawling her eyes out and the only thing she could say is “I think I’m attracted to a woman”

If you came out to her: Would give you a gentle the knights of salute to show her support. Also would tell you that if anyone’s giving you trouble to report to her immediately because she’ll deal with it.

Federica

Aroace (also semi unaware) .

I feel like she suffers from the same same complex as Jean feeling like she has to carry on the gunnhildr line so she just felt like she had to get married and have kids despite not really wanting that. She loves her kids, but if she understood that she didn’t have to carry on the family line, she wouldn’t have gotten married to Seamus. However, she’s just interpreted this as for being that loyal to Mondstadt.

How she would come out: once again you got another case of notes what they feel, but doesn’t know the terms to explain it so soon as she does get the terms she’s going to start using them.

If you came out to her: should give you some sort of response like “good, but do not let this distract you from our mission”

Kaeya

Bisexual (male leaning)

Has been out of the closet since middle school and ran his schools GSA with an iron fist. Genuinely I think most if not all the adults in his life knew that he was not straight in the slightest. And they were very supportive of him.

How he would come out: he’s kind of been out of the closet since a young age. I can definitely see him having a playground wedding with another boy. He also would make some jokes about him not being straight.

If you came out to him: he’s not gonna tell you, but he knew. Call it stalking, he calls it information harvesting. Either way when you do come out he’s not surprised in the slightest. Because he watched you take that “ am I gay” quiz

Lisa

Lesbian

That girl kissed a lot of other women during college and she is very proud of that. How do you think she got that electro vision? Game recognize this game. Openly flirts with other women and has made Jean turn a diluc shade of red.

How she will come out: that one Christmas party, where almost every women in the office was covered with her lipstick due to mistletoe. Also, the Yae Miko novel she’s reading kind of gives it away because that’s yae’s target demographic.

If you came out to her: would give you a book on “how to get bitches or Friends” before properly electrocuting you for an overdue book.

Lohen

Bisexual ( aka lohen blue plus wild hunt corruption pink with a mix of abyss purple)

I mean he’s coming out during pride month what’s more obvious than that. He doesn’t care what gender or sexuality you are. He just wants you to beat the ever loving shit out of him, like wipe the floor with him kind of freak. All he wants to be is a blue stain on the carpet once you’re done, alright.

How he would come out: Openly used pride month of excuse to pick fights. Like he asked varka to fight him because “ it’s pride month you’re not gonna turn me down right that’s homophobic”

If you came out to him: at first, he seems like he’s gonna have a normal reaction and then one day he just yells “come on f#g let’s do this” at you in order to get you to try to fight him. Before promptly and immediately scolded by varka



Amber

Sapphic

If jean is a “ good luck, babe” lesbian than amber is a “girls like girls” by Hayley kiyoko lesbian. Another out and proud member of the community who does her absolute best to make sure that everyone feels welcomed. Even the people she doesn’t kind of like (Kaeya this is about your shady ass).

how she would come out: responding to Dottore blaming a homophobia for his problems with a “As a lesbian, we aren’t mad at you because of homophobia we’re mad at you because you torture your children. You’re just a horrible piece of shit.”

If you came out to her: immediately showers you with pride stickers you have no clue how long she’s had them on her (it’s been since the first time you’ve met) but she’s just a very enthusiastic person.

Eula

Sapphic (doesn’t know it)

Another “good luck babe” gay but this time so deep in the closet that she’s in snezhnaya. I feel like she definitely had an arc of overcoming her own homophobic beliefs. However, she still carries this idea that other people can be gay, but she can’t. So during pride parade, she just kind of hangs out in the corner, aware that she might not be straight, but kind of not ready to accept it in the slightest.

How she would come out: While consoling Jean after her collapse due to closet, she takes one listen to the lyrics, especially the “ when you wake up to him in the middle of the night with your head and your hands and nothing more than his wife” she then joins her in the collapsed state. After violently sobbing she refuses to acknowledge that and threatens vengeance against anyone who asks her “ hey what was that about?”

If you came out to her : stiffens at first, a little bit kind of shocked. Says some vauge line about getting vengeance. But as soon as anyone is homophobic towards you, she offers to defend your honor in a duel. It’s sweet, but this is not the middle ages girl.

Albedo

Achillean and Demi boy

You can’t tell me that there’s not some gender Fuckery going on with him /complimentary. Look after you’ve been alive for more than 500 years your sense of self and identity is going to change a lot. Also to me, he just feels like a Conan Gray listener and the intersection between those people and the LGBTQ community is a circle.

How he would come out: If wearing shorts in the middle of winter and that fuck ass little ponytail didn’t give it away. It would probably be the fact that he has the same color pallet as the non-binary flag. he was not hiding it at all. Who do you think made that “am I gay?” In the first place, that was him, and he was collecting data by kissing boys himself.

If you came out to him: Call him the captain of investigation with the way that he investigated you and saw that the closet was glass. So when you come out, he turns around briefly to give you a thumbs up not noticing the fact that his beaker is bubbling over.

Diluc

Aroace and trans

I know he’s not a knight anymore however I was not going to pass up this opportunity. This man has zero attraction whatsoever. I feel like he’s also trans as well (ftm) however no one except for his close friends actually knows because crepus would always dress up in these in these very androgynous clothes and started socially transitioning at a very young age. So if you’re gonna look back at his baby photos, all you’ll see is a kid of undefinable gender that kinda looks like one of those ugly baby owls if it was also a Victorian.

How he came out: I feel like he found that out during his five year escapade. When you’re being forced to question your own ideals and morality, sexuality also tends to pop up as well. For coming out honestly one day he just wore some pride pins and everyone was okay with it (except for Donna but we aren’t gonna talk about that)