every single crk ship i ship tf out of!!

pluhhhh

i'm a rare pairer

I’ve been thinking about trying to improve my artstyle lately. Maybe I’ll share some of that this month<3

I would've posted this on my alt because it absolutely sucks but this is a gift for one of my moots (not specifying you'll have to GUESS hehe) so I have to post it here so they can see it...

Whatever I guess, now look at these little shits

“uhhh…it’s private… strawberry crepe cookie prefers I don’t say. A-a king must stick to his word!”

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In the dream it was 2026 and the 5th anniversary for crk was out and timekeeper was released so I did all the missions for her (which were all easy) and still didn’t have her yet and then THE LAST MISSON…

CLAIM THREE REWARDS FROM TREE OF WISHES. I went in tree of wishes and all my cookies were asking for shit I didn’t have and then it escalated really fast with shit that’s not even in the game and then all my materials were gone

I woke up so terrified I had to log onto crk just to make sure it wasn’t real😭 I’m scared of that fuckass bird

OKOK so uhhhh

so like custard is always like “I’m a king!!! I’m royalty pls respect me” so like let’s say he’s getting ice cream with his gay little non binary engineer partner

Instead of being a NORMAL person and saying something like “I would like one chocolate ice cream!” Bro would be like “hmmm I demand to know the most fit ice cream for a king!” And once ehe gets the ice cream he’ll be like “Ok ok I want that ice cream yum yum”

Bro is also bratty and spoiled so instead of saying something like “I hate you I wnat you all dead” bro would be like “grrr I hate you all this is no way to talk to a king!!” And be all annoying