#crendy

also im a really dedicated craig and wendy cousins believer

the sillies!!!

WENDY: So, you were pretty quiet on the ride here. You're allowed to stay the night. WENDY: Do you want to tell me what the Middle East was like? CRAIG: Later, maybe. I think there's something else I have to tell you first. WENDY: Good, I thought you forgot. CRAIG: I'm glad you didn’t.

CRAIG: Wendy. CRAIG: ...Wendy. CRAIG: I'm going to preface this with the fact that I feel stupid, and that what I'm going to say is probably also stupid. WENDY: Okay? CRAIG: I came back because I missed you. I missed you too much. CRAIG: I missed you because I like you. God, I can't get New Years out of my head. You're amazing, and smart and funny- that all sounds dumb, I know, but whatever. CRAIG: You've always been supportive of me and doing my weird job, and I want to do the same for you.

WENDY: Do I have a weird job? CRAIG: You know what I mean. WENDY: I know. I think it was really sweet of you to come back because of me. And I don't think missing me is stupid. WENDY: But throwing your career in the garbage for a girl is stupid, Craig. CRAIG: I'm not, I'm still employed. They're just letting me do domestic stuff for a while. WENDY: Good. So you're staying for a long time? CRAIG: As long as I can. WENDY: I missed you, too. WENDY: I really like you. CRAIG: I like you more. WENDY: Prove it.

1. Those times when Wendy breaks up with Stan I think she’d laugh about his ‘goth phase’ with Craig, since he’s rivals with Stan and his gang in general, so Craig is like fresh air to Wendy.

2. (Platonic Twendy / Tweek and Wendy too lol) Tweek sees Wendy as ‘Craig’s older sister’, so thats one of the reasons why he feels attached to her.

3. I hc Craig and Wendy as cousins, and I hc Craig’s mom and Wendy’s mom as THOSE attached besties, So, When they were babies, Their moms always made them together and match like outfits etc as babies/toddlers LMAOO. Like I can see Wendy wearing a fuckass pink chullo hat to match Craigs as a baby/before toddler 😭

4. Wendy would make fun of Craig’s gayness but when someone else does it seriously she’d be all defensive in a ‘’Only I can insult my cousin.’’ way 😭🫱

5. I see them as those type of cousins who have sibling-like beef, as Craig before Tweek used to make misogynistic ass jokes and Wendy is a determined feminist. Just imagine how their average interaction would be 😭

6. During Craig was in denial and rejected Tweek after he wanted to be back together with Craig during and after the backyard scene in Tweek x Craig, Wendy was also one of the people aside from Craig’s parents and Tweek himself who helped him overcome his denial due to her outspokenness. (I can imagine Wendy approaching Craig the next day firmly telling him to be truthful go Tweek and when Craig is finally truthful Wendy just softens and smiles🥹)  

7. When they were younger, They were actually more affectionate compared to their later usual beef. I can imagine Tweek and Bebe (I headcanon them both as cousins too) seeing old photos of Craig and Wendy when they were younger (like example, a photo of baby Wendy kissing baby Craig’s cheek while he blushes from embarrassment) and they both just cringe SO HARD while Tweek and Bebe just laugh at it LMAO

8. Wendy and Tricia actually get along well and team up against Craig whenever they beef. Tricia also looks up to her / admires her 🥺✌️ Laura/Craig’s mom and Wendy also get along well

9. Shinonome siblings (Akito and Ena) energy honestly.. 😭 and a bit of Ivansua cuz they look alike.

10. More of a fact but uhh.. they both canonically have crooked teeth and are both stubborn and assertive in their own ways. + I headcanon them to look similar in a way, in a way that when people glance at one of them it reminds them of the other.

11. In the breast cancer ep where Wendy fights Cartman, Craig only hyped up Cartman by belittling Wendy just so he could show up to the fight to see him getting beaten up by Wendy because he knows his cousin could defeat him..😅

Might do Tweek/Bebe and Kenny/Red cousins next 🤔🤔