#creampuffkenma

TEXT: “*whispers* gender-fluid oikawa and their trans boyfriend, iwaizumi *sheds a tear*

YES JOIN ME IN THIS HELL

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Suzuya make-up test (I literally scared the shit...

//Yesss Kuroo my favourite meme son

What they smell like: The salt water on a hot summer’s day, the last remnants of a campfire at midnight, and a cat. He has a cat smell. Cat owners you know what i mean. 

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): I like the headcanon that he sleeps with his head sandwiched between his pillow, but i also like the idea that kuroo is one of those people who fights an entire fleet of robot cyborg ninjas in his sleep and wakes up tangled in sheets and hanging off the bed. He would probably sleep quite a bit, like 12 hours a day if he could. 

What music they enjoy: Really grungy indie bands, potentially trap music, but his favourite songs would be really popular rap-ish/pop-ish songs like Nicky Minaj

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Like ten seconds. just enough time to brush his teeth and change. 

Their favorite thing to collect: He probably collects little phone straps. I can see it starting because he meant to give them to kenma but kenma would never put them on his phone so kuroo started keeping them. he has a huge collection of video-game or cat related phone straps that he has no idea what to do with. 

Left or right-handed: ambidextrous. theres a great post out there showing kuroo spiking with both hands. 

Favorite sport: Volleyball. duh

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Pet all the stray cats. But in actuality it would probably be roaming through the really back-end, locals-only parts of the city. He’d purposefully search out the underground bars that play garage band musicians or stuff like that. 

Favorite kind of weather: dry heat. like those summer days when its not humid its just hot. I feel like he’d like lying out in the sun which is why he’s tan o v o

A weird/obscure fear they have: I wouldn’t say this is weird but i think kuroo would really dislike bodies of water where you can’t see the bottom, or dark water in general. so the ocean is a no-no for him as are dirty lakes. I think hes afraid of the seaweed and other goodies at the bottom touching his feet. 

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