#crazyworkthings

I have an addiction to Post-it notes and everyone at work knows it. So one of the receptionists saved the apple shaped sticky notes for me. I've started giving them out to my team with random apple related jokes/puns/whatever on them and calling them "Apple of the Day". Example, yesterday's: 1) Life tip: When you do something wrong, make sure to apple-ogize. 2) Life tip: Make sure to apple-ciate the small things in life, they matter the most. 3) What do you call a small alcoholic apple? An apple-tini So...for all you funny folk out there, please help me come up with more because after a week of this, I'm running out of material! All credit will go to whoever's idea(s) I use :)