#crazywench

Yeah, I do this. And Heidi <i>licks</i> me and randomly gnaws on the top of my head when we’re snuggling. We’re frickin’ WEIRD and we entertain ourselves in strange ways.  Also, this ISN’T an edit for something naughtier that Heidi calls me. She really does call me “crazy wench”. 

This is another “Yes, this happened almost exactly like this in reality” comic strip. But honestly, how could I have realistically resisted the temptation to be this much of a doofus? The answer is that, obviously, I couldn’t.