#crazyville

Discovering who you are in the aftermath of a hurricane

It’s been two months plus, nine weeks since Hurricane Ida blew in and slapped us upside the head. A lot has happened in those nine weeks, a lot of self-discovery. I have never evacuated from a hurricane. My father was a Louisiana State Trooper and we always stayed because he had to work. My husband is a retired Louisiana State Trooper and due to his job, we never left. I could have but I wasn’t…

Friend 1: OW I JUST CUT MY TOE BLOOD EVERYWHERE

Me: STICK A PENIS ON YOUR TOE

Me: IMEANWHUT

Friend 2: YES *insert name here*, PENIS GERMS ARE GONNA HELP WITH A CUT UP TOE XD

Friend 1: PENISES HAVE GERMS?

Friend 1: WAT?

Me: YES *insert name here*

Friend 3: I THINK SO

Me: PUT A COCK RING ON YOUR TOE

Friend 1: WAIT BUT PENISES GO INSIDE PEOPLE! GERMS?!

Me: SPRINKLE VIAGRA ON THE WOUND

Friend 2: WELL DUH PISS AND CUM SHOOTS OUT OF THEM

Me: PUT A CONDOM ON YOUR TOE

Friend 2: THEY HAVE GERMS JUST LIKE A VAJAYJAY

Friend 1: EWWWW GERMS

Friend 2: CONDOMS HAVE BUILT IN LUBE THAT WOULD HURT CUTS

Friend 1: ._.

Me: SPRINKLE THE MORNING AFTER PILL IN THE WOUND

Friend 1: WHAT WOULD VIAGRA DO TO WOMEN? :L

Friend 2: GET YOUR TOE EXCITED PROBABLY

Friend 2: GOOGLE IT XD

Me: WRAP YOUR TOE IN DUCT TAPE

Friend 2: NO OW I'VE DONE THAT IT HURTS

Friend 1: YOU ORGASM FASTER APPARENTLY

Friend 2: WELL

Friend 2: DON'T LET YOUR TOE ORGASM.

Me: PUT SQUIRREL CUM ON YOUR TOE

Me: okay i should stop now .-.

Me: *runs very far away*

Friend 2: XD THIS CONVERSATION

Friend 3: Aaaaaaand we've reentered crazyville

Me: WE NEVER LEFT