I just discovered my security guard lady, that watches out for me (maybe a little too closely), is a crack snack dealer. I often share desserts with her whenever someone gives me godawful too sweet desserts (I'm a savory lady). She pulled a fast one on me tonight. She unassumingly hands me this "cake thingy", she knows I like strawberries and smiles. I thank her. I get inside and open it and take a bite and its like angels singing, the red sea parting, I now know string theory type of enlightenment. I don't know what clouds taste like but this is soooo damn good. No sweet, fluffy with hint o' strawberry. I immediately go downstairs and try to ask her where she got this magic miracle snack. She smiles and shrugs her shoulder and hands me another one. I ask her ..."so you just the pusher here?" She obviously doesn't know what that means #cracksnacks #pushers #dealers #suckas #strawberry