COPS CRASH THE PARTY- UA STUDENTS.
summary: UA students running from the cops - THIS IS JUST CRACK.
warning: mention of alcohol.
Denki Kaminari
Listen idk how but he has his pants down
As soon as the first ring of the sirens was heard he bolted
Didn’t care if he was mid pulling up his pants in the bathroom he is gone
Already had an escape plan tbh
Tripped once but he’s so speedy, for once in his life.
Catch phrase: “oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit”
Bakugo Katsuki
sees Denki run and is hot on his trail
Throws his drink to the side and just Usain Bolts it
He will not risk his ego being broken so he cannot get caught or be known he was hanging out with y’all
“Let’s go shitty hair!”
If Denki is too slow Bakugo literally picks him up and bolts
Will fight a cop if he needs too.
Drunken rage? Yes.
Kirishima Eijirou:
Makes sures everyone is safe before making a run for it.
“Hey you good? The exits over there!”
He is on mama bear mode before the first cop is at that door bc before you know it he’s scrambling out that window.
Is that dude helping girls jump over the fence.
He himself jumped that fence so perfectly
He kinda laughs at himself when the coast is clear and he’s on the ground panting
Sero Hanta:
He’s snoozing on that couch
And everyone being so worried bout themselves forgot bout poor Sero
So when he sees the lights he’s dashing.
Only makes it to the back closet...
Pees himself a little when he hears the heavy boots but he wasn’t caught! Yay
Rounding up what’s left of the alcohol for himself when everything abandoned in the house LOL.
Mina Ashido:
yeah she’s a hero but this girl...
“EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!!!”
And she’s knocking over people as she charges for the back.
She’s even running with her drink lmao
Ain’t taking no chances.
Never creases her shoes doe as she runs doe
Shinsou Hitoshi:
He was in the back patio already so when he saw everyone run...
He walked.
He literally just opened the gate that leads to the front and walked away from the party like he never was there
Cops drive right by him.
“It is what it is.”
Ochaco Uruaka:
*starts hyper ventilating.*
but then she gets fired up
fired up as in she a little slow when she runs and all you here is her panting “omg omg omg”
She holding her chest as she runs too LMAO a hot mess
She’s trying her best
Pauses and realized she left deku...
Midorya Izuku:
Rip to the homie
Was yah know a lil sick... throwing up in the bathroom (cannot hold his liquor.)
So there’s a knock at the bathroom door.
“Sorry!” He opens with a small smile.
Tell me why theres a whole ass cop infront of him.
“Please don’t tell my mom.”
Faints.
Mineta Minoru:
The one that got caught and charged and he wasn’t even invited LMAO
