#crackheadcanon

Asta

Yuno

Magna

Finral

Charmy

Gordon

Patri

Luck and Gauche

Langris

Yami

Fuegoleon

Mereoleona

William

Klaus (gif!!)

Noelle

Mimosa

Julius

Since the ST has established that Force Ghosts can indeed interact with the physical world in physical ways, imagine Kanan as a Force Ghost.

What outfit will he wear? No, he won’t be wearing the Jedi Robe™. He would be wearing his own armor. Because that what he had grown into, and because that was what he was knighted in. And also because Hera likes that outfit so much especially when she was relieving him of---

Ahem.

Oh yeah, back to “interacting with the physical world in physical ways”.

For certain Kanan would hug & kiss Jacen, as certain as he would also hug & kiss Hera. And he definitely “use the Force inappropriately” with her. Had Yoda still been alive at that time, if the old frog master sees him he would’ve died of a stroke.

(His grand-master Mace Windu nearly had his eyes popped out the socket if not for Kanan’s mom master Depa Billaba shooing him out of the vicinity of her former-Padawan.)

((Also they discover that there is such a thing as a “stroke” when you’re a Force Ghost. At least, the symptoms are similar as can be seen on Yoda. Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura had to carry Yoda away from the vicinity of the last Jedi Knight.))

Aleris. You see her sleeping.

Then you see the smallest bear ever sleeping.

Then a fucking spider!

Then a bear again.

Now the smallest cat ever.

Draco: And we thought that since you two are so close in age, it would be good if you shared a room.

Albus and Scorpius who have been secretly dating for a year: …..

Albus: I guess…

Rey: [flustering] Do you have a cowl or something for you to put on?

Kylo :

Nozel

Solid

Nebra

Jack

Charlotte

Gueldre “why is everyone so mean to me” Poizot

Secre/Nero

Grey

Henry

Zora

Word Devil

Marx

Captain edition

It's been a while since my last crackheadcanon so here we go.

"Captains: do the socks stay on during sex?"

Yami - "yeah sure"

Charlotte - "no definitely not"

Jack - "Ka Ka I don't wear socks"

Kaiser - "depends on what my wife wants that night"

William - "Off. My feet get too hot otherwise."

Nozel - "...they stay on." (Wow are you insecure about feet or something?) "NO."

Fuegoleon - "Yes they come off... only if my partner takes them off for me ;)"

Mereleona - "They come off! It's not sex if you're not completely naked."

Dorothy - "zzzzzzzz" (translation: I'm too lazy to take them off)

Rill - "what is sex?"

Bonus