#cracked tyria

You see Primeangel and several Sylvari sitting in front of a large brand new Hologram projector. As it turned out these Sylvari had come and made a new Holograph Projector for her.  

Primeangel sat with several Sylvari all around this new machine. As she chattered on with a few of the Sylvari about the anime they were watching on the tv it was evident it was a very good day for Prime, even though she was pretty sure the Asurans (or rather, the asurans whom worked with the one whom broke her old holo machine) were fairly terrified of her now. 

“Well, mordremom was less then enthused with my movie.. Ratings were kinda bad. Maybe there weren’t enough explosions?

When Mordremom woke she was kind, just a little bit, extremely pissed.

But on the upside after she attacked me I got to replace the bones in one of my wings with enchanted obsidian.. Still debating wether or not to put some scales on the obsidian wing. But it looks pretty cool.”

She flaps her obsidian wing a few Times.

“Such a long day spent wasting my time cleaning up my obsidian statues. I missed a whole day of pranking and watching Marai Nikki thanks to Mordremom. Just because my last statue caused a huge crater that almost hit that pale tree thing.. Not to mention the flaming undead abominations me and Zhai created earlier left those little sylvari traumatized.

Overall I think mordremom should stop worrying so much. I mean I haven’t caused any deaths!(yet.)

Anyways she left me to watch the sylvari newborns to give me one more chance.” she let’s out a long sigh “ so boring! I don’t think I can bare to sit still here for awhile…”

An expression crosses her face like she has an idea “Minions, I have an idea for a wonderful way to cure my boredom.”

“I have come to the conclusion plants can’t take jokes very well. I play one tiny little prank and suddenly Mordremom is upset with me. Let me tell you all about it.“

You see the plantlike figure of Mordrekai. This dragon  has been “lovingly” nicknamed by the other Elder dragons “Mordremom”; a nickname she doesn’t quite understand. She quite often would get upset with Primeangel due to her “pranks” that she would play. With good reason too. 

On this particular day Primeangel decided to ship a shiny obsidian statue to Caledon. This statue would explode massively upon being touched or messed with. Let’s just say Primeangel has a very bad idea of what a prank is. Now luckily, this statue would explode, but the saplings and animal life would not die... Though they would sustain some “minor” injuries. Not to mention the Traumatized minds that Mordremom would have to deal with...  A few “minor” landscape fixes would also be needed..

When the Statue exploded it evidently took half of Caledon with it. Tho no one was killed a few thousand Sylvari were curled up in the fetal position, holding their knees. Mordremom was less then enthused with this that’s for sure!

Welcome to Cracked Tyria. Set in the world of Guild Wars 2. It is very similar to the normal Tyria we all know and love... but with one small twist. In this world we will be focusing on the elder dragons. But they are not the same as the ones you know. Allow me to introduce one of them to you, to give you an idea.

You see a vast red dragon, with a flaming look to her spiky scales. She greets you with a smile and her hand out, appearing to hold back  a snicker. “Hello! I am Primeangel. Pleased to meet ya!” You take her hand to shake it and shriek when you feel a zap on your hand. This causes Primeangel to laugh profusely. “Haha sucker!”  as it had turned out, Primeangel had a joy buzzer on her hand the whole time.  “OMG I AM MISSING THE NEXT EPISODE OF BLACK BUTLER” you are surprised to find her plop down on a large couch with a bowl of popcorn while turning on a tv.  Care to join me? its episode here they are in paris searching for the queen and.. “  she starts rambling on and you don’t understand a word she is trying to say. But you decide it is probably safer to sit and watch the tv with her.