#cracked timelines.

          “ HEY Have you ever flown into the clouds and done circles so fast it makes a tornado-looking thing?! What if we made TWO of them! ” He’s nearly yelling... his sins are apparent by the stains of purple in his chest fur. His eyes are sparkling, void of the hedgehog that was once residing inside...

        “ From now on, all my love for my alternates will be centered on Marshmallow and Sunny. And sometimes that cryptid version of me. Dream has rebuked my affections. I’m just not special enough to him. At least I will remember all the fun we’ve had. ”

Maybe if he can’t move for more than five minutes, he’ll start to vibrate so intensely that his body will begin to alter the matter structure of the very atoms around him and he can just phase out of reality. ”

Then he’s going to find out who the hell started it. Hopefully the damages weren’t too bad... and no one was hurt.

“ Good. Yeah. Keep them away from the sugar, please. ”

“ Oh, Sunny. They’re trying to tell you you’re tiny and cute. ”

“ But he won’t. He’s just going to be really salty and make sure these kids learned their lesson. Hope they learned a lesson here. He learned his own the hard way-- singed fur and a sugar migraine later. Hate to think anyone else had to go through that. ”

“ He exists. ”