Fuck you, Baltimore!
If you're dumb enough to date a hot girl this weekend
You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Girls!
Bad girls! Girls with trauma! Karma (@bxd-kxrma) is involved!
If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's
You can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker
You'll fall for this bullshit—guaranteed!
If you find a better deal
Shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right!
Shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your trade!
Bring your title!
Bring your wife!
We'll fuck her! That's right!
We'll fuck your wife!
Because at Big Bill Hell's
You're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike—to Big Bill Hell's
Home of Challenge Pissing! That's right!
Challenge Pissing!
How does it work?
If you can piss six feet in the air straight up
And not get wet
You get no down payment!
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us!
This event ends the minute after you write us a cheque
And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell—Big Bill Hell's Girls! Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons-of-bitches in the state of Maryland—guaranteed!
