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With your skulltop seated on your head, you don’t realize that Hal is snoozing against you until you feel his hair tickle your neck. Astonished, you minimize your windows and direct your gaze to him. You have to wonder if he’s tuckered out from all of the blood loss.

It occurs to you that your eyes are glued to his features far longer than they should be. He just looks so much like Dirk in this human form of his.

Damn.

>:(

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

HAHAHA.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

uh, i don’t know? wouldn’t someone hands already be wandering before they even start kissing to feel the other person against them? i don’t know.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

truth be told, this john egbert’s never been in a relationship.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

0 and counting.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

i didn’t get my first kiss until this year.

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

pfff, 0. i mean would you consider masturbating sex??

47. How old are you?

18!

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

well, i wouldn’t say much on it. i’d be happy for them! yeah, sure, it’s going to hurt. rejection isn’t the funnest feeling to go through.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing to do with him/her?

i could tell you what i would like to do? i would love if they went to the carnival with me. i don’t know, i like to feel like the little kid i once was every once in a while because growing up isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

well, since it would be rose, of course! she’s my best friend, why wouldn’t i?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

dave, rose, jade, ellie, vriska, deidre, dirk - honestly, if i consider you a friend, maybe i’d do just about anything for you if you asked me too.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

my dad. because i don’t think he’s coming back home.

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

all of the people that have entered my life.

56. State 8 facts about your body

my body? uh, okay. i’m pretty sure my left foot is bigger than my right, i guess i don’t look THAT BAD with a shirt off?? i have a lot of scars on my legs from when i was younger. i’ve broken my nose before, i think that’s a body fact. if i could pay to get braces, i would. i hate my feet. hehe, i have a happy trail and it’s like a stomach mohawk it’s so weird.

57. Things you want to say to an ex

nothing.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

it's really easy! laugh at my jokes is one, even if they're not funny. have a nice smile, i love smiles. i like attention so if the attention sharing is mutual, that's a plus. liking nicolas cage or matthew mcconaughey okay. and lastly, i really like ghosts so if you like that too, it's a bonus.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

well, my dad was thirty something.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

their eyes or smile.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

hmm... tell me they love me? have complete and other trust? i don't know, never really thought about it.

64. What is your definition of cheating?

well, what would cheating be? going off with someone else that isn't me and making out and having sex with them, maybe.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

uh.

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

uh.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

oh man, for me, i'm a sucker for laying on my room and star gazing with casual conversation. maybe cuddle and make out a bit or share hoodies and it's really cute in my head.

68. What is your sexual orientation?

questioning.

69. What turns you off?

argh, people who like betty crocker for sure.

70. What turns you on?

saying my name in a sexual tone when i'm in a public area.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

uh.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

a lot, to be honest. my name being one.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

being surprised. i love surprises. maybe even start off a prank war when i get home. a note is written somewhere saying that the timer starts now and the prank war begins and having to find each other. sort of like paintball but with water balloons. it's hot.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

if they smell good. maybe if they were shorter than me because i refuse that people taller than me exist.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

held me when my dad passed away and was there.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

went out of my way to throw a big surprise valentine's thing for my best friend.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

love is love, to an extent.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

dirtiest? i don't know but i can tell you my recent one. i was at school and this dude didn't need to do much to get into a mood and wow i was in school and it wasn't a fun time and he sent like two voice files of saying my name and it was fucked up and i think i masturbated for a while when i got home listening to it.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

i try not to feel jealous. but it's a constant thing.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

today, actually.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

rose, jade, dave, dirk and deidre.

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

dirk.

83. Who was your first kiss with?