The tune is based, with permission, on âHow To Build A Fenceâ by Nova Scotia singer/songwriter Bob Snider.
How To Build A Corsi-Rosenthal Box
Itâs time to clear the air
Cause COVID is still thereâŚ
And if you want a cheap machine that will cancel tox-
-ic pathogens in the air,
Well then you oughta hear
âbout the Corsi-Rosenthal Box.
First you get your fan,
Keep the box that it came in
Youâll need it for the floor;
Now get filters, count 'em, four.
What rating? MERV-13.
The hardware store will know what you mean.
As always, youâll be stuck,
Without your tape for duck.
Now add a box-cutter, you're on your way to warding off the pox!
This is everything you need to build a Corsi-Rosenthal Box.
With the filters, build the shell
In order to build it well
Look for the big arrow;
It shows how the air should flow.
First filter you begin
With the arrow pointing in
Then build a filter fence
By butting up against
Tape it up so every filter interlocks
Now youâve got four strong walls for your Corsi-Rosenthal Box.
Donât worry thereâs not much more
But youâve got to make a floor
That shouldnât come as a shock
Since thatâs why you kept the box
So cut your square to fit
Tape it on the top of it
Turn it upside down and then
Youâre ready for the fan
Now with all youâve done youâll find that youâre approx-
-imately one or two steps from done your Corsi-Rosenthal box
Before you do the rest,
Youâve got to give the fan a test
You'll feel like such a jerk,
If it turns out not to work,
When youâve used up all that tape
To attach it to the crate
And covered gaps and slits
With tape and cardboard bits
Not to complicate,
just make a little slit in the tape
So the cord can escape
Or else the thing will never go
Make a little slit
then cut another bit
Also with a slit
They fit
Opposite
And overlap them now youâre sealing soundly soâ
Youâre sure itâs only through the filters air can blowâ
Alsoâ
They take out dust and pollen and smoke
Which is good to know
Tape the corners of the fan just to increase the rate of flowâ
Oh!
Congratulations you just built one of the building blocks,
For being safe to respire
(AhhhâŚ)
Now sit back and admire
Your lovely
little
Corsi-Rosenthal Box