#cq5

See, he’s not wrong. And a Queen objectively is better than a princess, so it works out right?

Not his fault he ain’t that smart. You’re the asshole that made him this way. The blame lies with you.

I fucking love her. I love her and how offended she is right now.

Don’t tell the spooky scary shadow man your relationship to his mortal enemy.

At least he isn’t going to dignify himself with ordering a subordinate not to wear a hat.

God, you are like the Batman of Evil Villains aren’t you?

That is the face of someone who will drown you the the middle of a rip tide if she hears that joke one more time.

Of course you are a princess. Of course you would have a sea-pun name. And of course you are flipping adorable.