#couti

6 November 2018

Luis: Guys I was just about to head out of the house to go for a run, I see a package beside the gate.

Ney: A package??

Luis: Yes a small package, it was beautifully decorated and it had a note on it.. A card

Ney: oh?? A gift?

Phil: stop interrupting him!

Ney:😑

Phil: Go on Luis

Luis: It was not.. I took the package and opened the card. And it said "To my dear L. Suarez, the first of many. Enjoy" I assumed it was for Lauti.. so I took it inside. But it was not.. It was not 😣

Ney: Oh no..

Luis: I opened it and Blue powder exploded in my face. And then I saw it... "Hope you liked it Gordo. Next one will be bigger. Love GP3." I am never going to get rid of him..

Leo: It's because you keep messing up. What do you expect.

Ney: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A Legend

Phil: 🙊🙊🙊🙊

Ney: Are you all smurfed out now??

Luis: Ha ha.. so funny.. I can't stop laughing.. 😒😒

Ney: God I wish I was there. I needed to see that happening😩😩😩

Phil: Meanie

Ney: Really.. really?? What are you 6?

Leo: Luis.. You have to fix this or you will go on living in fear of being pranked.. Fix it

Luis: DUDE HOW..

Leo: Figure it out.

10 November 2018

Luis:

Luis: Big Bird wants his tracksuit back.

Ney: Boy you wish you had my style. This is fire!🔥🔥

Luis: More like this should be set on fire.🔥🔥

Ney: pfff you know nothing.

Ney: How does this look? @Leo

Leo: Leave me out of it.

Ney: But..

Leo: Figure it out you two I'm busy now

Phil: You okay @Leo?

Leo: Yeah kid I'm fine, just a bit too busy for the Ney-Luis episode now

Ney: Oh.. okay.. I see..

Leo: How are you feeling today @Phil?

Phil: A bit of pain.. nothing I haven't been through before.

Leo: Get well soon kid💛

Luis: Feel better kiddo💛

Phil: On the bright side.. THE 👑 IS BACK!!!😃😃😃😃

Luis: Yes finally.. It has been too long

Leo: Just a couple of weeks guys

Luis: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG!!

Ney: Yes I agree with Luis. It has been too long. We missed you out there. Welcome back!!

Phil: We did

Luis: You missed him out there @Ney???? Excuse me how would you even possibly miss him.. Nothing changes for you there.

Ney: Ouch.. Hey now... that is a low blow.. As a fan.. I did miss him out there... Okay..

Luis: Mhm.. yeah of course.

Phil: Well.. This has become a bit intense

Leo: @Ney thank you!

Luis: Ready for tomorrow mano?

Leo: I have been ready.. I am always ready. I just don't know when I am going in.

Luis: Obviously.. We have to be safe and not risk it.

Leo: I was worried about that before.. But I'm good now. I can go in from the start I feel

Luis: Great.. We'll see what EV has in mind

Leo: Yeah.. We'll see

Phil: Guessing Malcom is getting his shot finally

Leo: yeah.. I hope so he deserves a break

Luis: Definitely

Phil: With Ous sitting this one out.. I guess he will

Ney: Ousmane is out??? Why???

Luis: Yeah.. I think it's gastroenteritis

Ney: Oh.. Well then

Luis: Why am I discussing that with you.. Why are we talking about this here??

Ney: What is that supposed to me.. Where else will you talk about this.. What even..

Leo: Luis.. your subtlety amazes me sometimes.. It blows my mind. As subtle as a bull.

Luis: I SAID NOTHING!

Phil: Yeah he said nothing

Leo: Yeah sure.. but reread your message

Luis: Oh for Fuck sake

Leo: Language!

Luis: Really.. REALLY...

Leo: 😂😂😂😂

Phil: Chill Luis

Leo: Calm down mano just messing with you

Ney: Don't you mean Messi-ing 😏

Phil:🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Luis: I have enough on my plate with Geri messing with me.. I really can't handle more messing.. please

Leo: Alright alright

Luis: Thank you! Now back to Ney's big bird suit

Phil: NO

Leo: NO

Ney: Why are you the way you are

Luis: I should be asking you that question

Ney: I hope the next color to blow up in your face is yellow, and I hope I am there to see it..

Ney: While Yellow is playing

Luis: Dafuq

Ney: Yeah you heard me

Luis:😒😒

Ney: And it was aaalll.. Yellow🚩⚂⚠️🚸☣☢📓⚡☄🌞🌝☀️🌜🌛🌙🌟⭐🐥🦆🐤🌻🎒👚👟💫💥💛

Luis: Alright.. we got it. Yellow

Leo: I swear am surrounded by children..

Luis: I know right

Leo: You are one of them. Shut up

Geri pranking Couti (part 2)

4 November 2018

Ney: How are you still losing to the old man at everything mano..

Phil: Hey now

Luis: I'm just better. Period

Phil: Oh please

Luis: FIFA ✔ PES ✔ Bowling ✔ pick your next poison @Phil

Phil:😒 yeah yeah.. whatever

Ney: Come on man, you're giving the 92' gen a bad rep bro

Phil: Check yourself and your choices before telling me that bro..

Luis: Alright children.. Settle down

Leo: @Luis Where are you I have been waiting for 30 minutes

Luis: Oh snap.. Sorry sorry I forgot .. Coming your way now

5 November 2018

Ney: No shave November mood @Leo? Or back at it again?

Leo: Don't know.. We'll see

Ney: @Luis What gives?!

Luis: What now.. yes?

Ney: 2 nuevos conejitos.. we're doing this again??!?

Luis: Well WE are.. Can't say the same about you.. so

Ney: hurtful!!

Phil: 😞🙄

Luis: But did you see the other one!?😂😂😂😂@Ney

Phil: Poor Geri.. Kinda funny.. cause you know.. Karma... but ouch.. poor Geri

Leo: Don't text and walk kids

Luis:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

........

Luis: Guys..Help..

Phil: yes??

Leo: Boy no one can help you now.. Start praying

Phil: What happened?!

Leo: Just being Luis.. He put his foot in his mouth again

Phil: Oh dear

Ney: 👀👀👀

Luis: Guys.. HELP.. ideas.. Solutions... anything

Ney: Dude what did you do

Leo: Smartass over here made fun of Geri on the other gc

Ney: The team's??

Leo: No no the other one

Ney: There's a gc with Geri and Luis and I'm not in it?! Is Phil in it?!?

Phil: I would not have asked if I were Neymar

Leo: Puyi made a gc for the captains and a few team vets... you probably would have been there if...

Phil: ohhh alright 😌

Ney: Oh... ... okay... I see..

Luis: GUUUYYYYSSS.. WHAT DO I DO

Leo: Nothing. You cannot do anything other than praying at this point man

Ney: Transfer to Paris. You'll be safe then and you'll have me there🤗

Luis: I rather take my chances with Geri.. thanks

Ney: Suit yourself

Phil: How bad was it?

Leo: Pretty bad.. Him and Masche.. but Masche is not here so Geri said Luis and Samu are gonna get it

Luis: SOS. Help.. Ayuda..

Phil: Sorry bro.. I don't want another prank.. I am still getting flashbacks from the toothpicks..

Ney:😂😂😂😂😂

Luis: @Leo You can talk to him. He listens to you

Leo: I will try but I cannot promise he will.. I doubt he will

Luis: Try yes.. please.. Thank you

Ney: I wonder what he'll do to him this time🤔😂

Ney: OMG.. I just realized I'll be off the hook 😏😏

Ney: Thanks gordito😂😂😂😂😂

Luis: 😒😒😒😒😒 yeah.. my pleasure.. At your service

Phil: cruel

Ney: Shut it.. you are not the one who was under threat

Phil: It's because I know better not to poke the bear

Leo: Smart

Ney: You mean boring

Phil: I'll take boring if it means avoiding unnecessary headaches

Ney: Where is the fun in that?!

Luis: Not that much fun Neymar.. I mean better than boring but still

Ney: Cause you suck at it.. I on the other hand..

Luis: Are miles and miles away therefore is safer... therefore you should shut up

Leo: I am not sure who is worse.. You two or Geri.. It's also becoming contagious.. doesn't anyone learn from previous incidents

Phil: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Ney: Looking forward to it @Luis.. but now I gotta go.. ciao guys

Luis: So considerate.. thanks

Ney: My pleasure

Luis: Mhm.. yeah

Ney: Cannot wait

Luis: Weren't you leaving!?..

Ney: I am.. I'm on my way

Leo: No texting and walking.. Haven't you learned anything today??

Ney: Alright.. alright.. Jeez dad

Leo: do not.

Ney: Fine