#count jonathan

How did their first time go? Messy and a little painful on Zim’s behalfWho is louder? Zim Who likes to ‘dress up’ and how? Neither of them really dress up for each other. They just wear their birthday suits.Who is more experimental? Zim because he’s curious about everything, so he’s willing to try things at least once. Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Zim only because he doesn’t know what that means.Who enjoys giving oral more? Jon. Zim is shy, but he’ll still do it. Who enjoys being submissive more? Zim Which kinks do they share? Masochism/Masochist, they both have a high pain tolerance. Which kinks don’t they share? They haven’t found a kink they don’t share thus far.Do they have _insert kink_?Who is the bigger tease? JON!!!What’s the weirdest place they had sex at? Locker roomWho is talking dirty? Jon Favourite position? Head to toe. Zim likes to put his legs on Jon’s shoulders, he finds this position allows for deeper penetration and he likes feeling all of Jonathan. Who is more likely to get whiney? Zim Do they use toys? YesDo they watch porn together? Jon likes to show Zim videos since he’s never watched porn before. Who’s easier to get off? Zim because he’s a newbie The most romantic sex they had so far? Their first time in the locker room. The roughest sex they had so far? Zim: Define rough..What do they find sexiest about each other? Zim’s obsessed with Jonathan’s lips. Jonathan loses his mind for Zim's collarbone and jawline.

He shrugs, “I don’t really have a reason behind my actions; however, I will say that I found them in your room and I assumed that this was what you used them for. Am I correct?”

Zim’s brows furrow slightly, he tips his head to the side before replying, “No, Do I look like a wall to you?”

“Nope, it wasn’t me. You’d have a small, barely noticeable brand on the small of your back if it were me. I only see these little dips, or sorts” His index finger traces over each small dip. “Are these dimples? You have back dimples? I thought dimples only reside on the cheeks of human faces”

The simple touch had a tingle trickle down his spin, leaving much to be desired, although the alien would never admit it aloud. “Y-Yeah, I like learning new things.” Which was true, that’s why Zim spends most of his time in the library; not just because it’s his job, but for the simple fact that genuinely likes to learn. Now Kissing- he can’t learn that from a book.