#cougsen

The voices were in Spanish, but there was no mistaking the tone being used. Two people, one male and one female judging by the sounds, were in the middle of a heated argument. Jensen craned his neck to squint at the screen. The brightly colored sets, the flashy outfits, and the dramatic camera zooms.

Cougar was watching a soap opera. Jensen glanced up at his teammate. No - Cougar wasn’t just watching. Cougar was enthralled.

Where Cougar is secretly obsessed with telenovelas, and Jensen is secretly in love with Cougar.

t-rated, pining, romance, 4k  ||  read on ao3

"People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear."

- The Curious Savage, John Patrick

A Jensen/Cougar Playlist

1. F.N.T. - Semisonic 2. Just What I Needed - The Cars 3. Mambo Sun - T. Rex 4. Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand 5. Your Little Problem - The Replacements 6. Radio Head - Talking Heads 7. Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes 8. On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz 9. Here - Pavement (play)

By: JinxedAmbitions Fandom: The Losers Pairing: Cougar/Jensen Summary:  Jake Jensen loved his job. It wasn't conventional, but he liked to believe it was helping people. He knew that it had helped him. Being a professional cuddler wasn't the type of job that got you respect at family reunions, but Jake loved it, nonetheless.

When Carlos walked into his life, albeit reluctantly, Jake wasn't sure he could be what the other man needed, but he desperately wanted to be. Jake had never met someone else who understood that sometimes the simplest things weren't easy at all, but they were worth fighting for.

Or 

That cuddler fic I’ve been talking about for four year but never actually posted.

The sign-ups will stay open until December 1st. 

If there’s anything you don’t understand in the form or you feel like we forgot something, let us know.

Sign up HERE!

Kay, um, I have a lot of Jensen headcannons that I want to share. So here you go.

Songs I was listening to while making this

Jake Jensen headcannons (ft some Jake pinning on Cougar (i think))

He’s bisexual

Secretly does he’s own makeup

Nobody knows about the fact he wears makeup except Cougar and his niece, Beth

He now does Cougar’s makeup. (when he lets him)

Jake is really affectionate with the people he trusts (mostly Cougar and Clay sometimes Aisha or Pooch)

May or may not have a nut allergy

Or a pineapple allergy

He’s allergic to peanuts, almonds, pine nuts, walnuts, pecans, coconuts, hazelnuts, brazil nuts, pistachios, and cashews

But he can eat other nuts

May or may not have worn high heels as a dare in college

Ok it might have not been a dare

On several occasions Jake has almost killed himself eating peanut butter

Now he’s forced to always to carry his epi pen

May or may not have a crush on one of his teammates

Jake denies it every time they ask who does he a crush on, but they all know it’s Cougar (except Cougar)

Who would blame him though, Cougar is really pretty, he would die for him and if anything were to happen to Cougar he will kill the person who hurt him and would do anything to get into bed with him and ok Jake might have a crush on Cougar

Loves sushi

Almost as much as he loves Cougar

Has possible ADHD and autism

Always has a stress ball with him

Sometimes he will have a meltdown during a mission and he needs to get out of the place him and his team is staying at so sometimes he asks Cougar to take a walk with him till he calms down

Luckily that doesn’t happen often

Cougar is teaching Jake breathing exercises for when he isn’t there when Jake has a meltdown

His hyperfocus is hacking and anything that involves computers

Loves TeoTheLostBoy

Knows how to slow dance but he just doesn’t have a slow dance partner

Kinda wishes that Cougar was his dance partner

Also knows how to swing dance

He is easily flustered so whenever somebody tries to flirt with him

He also full body blushes so he’s whole body is red

So kinda like:

When he finally does get with Cougar, he often tries to get Jake to blush to see his body turn red.

Likes to play minecraft

Constantly buys Cougar flowers

Relationship: Carlos “Cougar” Alvarez/ Jake Jensen

Rating: Explicit

Tags: 

Comic Spoilers

Post-Canon Fix-It

Past Child Abuse

Bacon and Waffles

Jake Jensen Needs a Hug

Daddy Kink

Daddy Cougar

Dom Cougar

Sub Jake Jensen

Praise Kink

Anal Sex

Teasing

Hurt/Comfort

The Best Blowjob(TM)

Description: Jensen tries to swallow, but his mouth’s gone dry as brittle old bones. Should he make contact? Would Cougar even recognize him, nine years older, with the full beard he’s grown on his trip and tired eyes?

In the end, Cougar answers the question for him. Jake watches, transfixed, as he takes a long sip of his beer and swallows, adam’s apple bobbing in some inexplicably pornographic way. He spends a moment staring contemplatively at the table before appearing to reach a decision.

And he gets up, looks straight at Jake, and walks toward him.

You can blame these lovely pictures for this idea. 

The Losers: Cougar x Jensen, Vampire AU.