KENMA'S NEW NIGHTLY ROUTINE àŹł
PART 1 â PART 2
synopsis àŹł kenma thinks of you late at night, and gets a bit adventurous with his body.
content àŹł virgin!kenma jerking off to you (a lot of yapping before we get there, but we do get there!), fem!reader, mentions of reader having big enough tits for cleavage (I wish đ).
word count àŹł ~1.4K
Ever since his parents got him his Nintendo as a kid, Kenma had been on a strict nightly routine.
Play until sunrise and make up the lost sleep during classes.
This was the norm for most of his peers. Until about 15, when theyâd all added jerking off to the schedule. And since his presence was about as noticeable as a fly on the wall, heâd overheard every single story there is.
It was gross. Those guys did it in the school bathrooms, at their friendâs placesâeven in class. Back when he was in highschool, some ballsy ones would hide magazines in their desks and have their friends come see.
He wasnât a prude by any meansâKuroo was his best friend, for godâs sakeâbut heâŠheâs never gotten the hype, to put it bluntly. Heâs never felt horny or anything that would make a normal guy want to go to town with himself.
Heâs never even liked a girl before, and he knows he doesnât like guys. He doesnât like anyone, except for Shouyo. Kuroo, too, on a good day.
But thenâŠhe met you. You met him, more like. He knew nobody in any of his college courses, and he was as happy as could be. Heâd finally be able to play his games and slack off homework without Kuroo on his ass.
Peace, quiet, and games. All heâs ever wanted.
But then you sat beside himâand this is crazy to say, but you were louder than Bokuto and Kuroo combined. He really wanted to kill himself.
Your friends would swarm around your connected desks, youâd never stop chatting him up, and worst of all, you were touchy. A crazy amount of it.
Youâd touch his hair without warning, poke his cheek to get his attention and sing-song his name in the hallway as some sort of warning before jumping on him.
It got bearable when he learned you liked the same games he did. And when you helped him beat a hard boss, his dislike turned into neutrality.
He tolerated you. But you still made him uncomfortable.
Youâd respect his space when he told you to stop, though heâd feel awkward right after. It just felt wrong. It was like a necessary evil that made you, you.
So he resigned and let you go ham on him. Expected it. Used it to measure your mood, even.
âŠHeâs not sure he likes you. But he knows he doesnât not like you. Youâre the closest to like heâs ever had.
Kenma groans and lazily throws his head to the left. 2:43 AM. Whyâs he even thinking about all this anyway?
His heavy eyes stay glued to the ceiling, his alarm casting a faint blue glow. Then purple, then pink, then red.
The red glow reminds him of the first and only time he tried. Tried toâŠuh. You know. Fit in.
It was a few years back, and he was lying on his back, facing the ceiling just like now. He only even entertained the idea when he overheard a guy say it was the best feeling in the world.
Kenma didnât believe him, naturally, since he was pretty sure nothing felt better than getting a new gameâa free one (bought by Kuroo)âbut itâs not like he had any say. Heâd never tried it.
Worst experience of his life. He couldnât even get it up, so it was just flopping around aimlessly.
And he tried. He really tried, and thatâs what was most embarrassing. He thought of boobs, and butts, and whatever explicit thing that shouldâve gotten him the tiniest bit horny. Nope. Somehow got him even more flaccid.
Heâs 19 now. And if he tried, the same thing would happen. Definitely. ButâŠ
No.
Kenmaâs cheeks start to get warmer, and he reaches for his Nintendo.
Shit, it wasnât charging.
The idea crosses his mind again, causing his blush to creep down his neck.
He reaches for his phone, but thatâs not charged either, and he considers jumping out of his window for a moment. All to get him to stop thinking about it.
About jerking off to you, instead of to the faceless bodies he imagined years ago.
It wouldnât work. Is his first thought.
Why do I even want it to work!? His second.
He doesnât want to jerk off, youâve got it wrong. Heâs just having intrusive thoughts. Very intrusive ones.
He doesnât even have anything as jerk off materialâyou donât wear revealing clothes, and donât get yourself in compromising positions. Those two are pretty much what make up the few mags heâs seen.
But he then remembers all the small instances in which his mouth went dry.
The first is the time you held his arm and your low cut top gave him a nice view. Then when you leaned over to pick up a pencil and he caught a glimpse of your lacy pink underwear.
When you wore stockings one day and he couldnât tear his eyes from the way that they squeezed your thighs. When you were looking over his shoulder, and made him jump from your soft voice whispering his name.
He was wrong. It worked.
Kenmaâs stomach drops at the odd, intrusive feeling of warmth and tension in his groin. He closes his eyes shut and he stays as still as a statue. Funnily enough, he thinks about boobs and buttsâthe ones he once tried to get off onâbut ends up thinking about your body, and makes it worse.
A cold sweat beads up on his forehead as he opens his eyes and looks down. When he sees it through the sheets, thatâs when it really hits. Heâs hard. Heâs actually hardâand itâs because of you. You!
Something must be wrong with him.
Iâm not dealing with it, he decides, but his mind canât stop drifting to you. About how soft your thighs probably would feel, how nicely his hands could cup themâŠ
A deep pressure hits him in his lower belly, and the tension turns almost painful. Sweat now drips down his forehead. Fuck.
He sits up, and tries not to think about how wrong it is when he eventually lets his right hand venture beneath the sheets. His boxers are damp. His lower belly churns.
It gets hard to breathe when his hands go further. When they go underneath his boxers, to hold himself. Lewd is an understatement. Heâs warm and slick, and itâs gross, but he doesnât want to stop. God he doesnât want to stop.
His breath catches when he gives himself a little stroke. His eyebrows furrow. His mind races with thoughts you. Reality mixes with fantasy.
Maybe you both find an empty classroom and you sit on a desk. He stands before you, hands gripping your thighs while you kiss his neck. You leave hickey after hickey and remind him to keep quiet.
Or youâre in his room. You have nothing on except for a shirt and those pink lace panties. You think itâs funny to climb on his lap while heâs gaming. Your arms are wrapped around his neck, and you barely pay attention to him while you scroll on your phone. One of his hands rests on your thigh, and the other traces the rim of the pink fabric. He gently rocks you against him, watching how you rub against the bulge in his boxers.
Yeah. He likes that one.
An ugly, whiny groan escapes him this time, and heâs panting desperately loudâlike heâs ran a lap around the college campus. He wonders if you would catch onâŠIf youâd pull his boxers down just enough so that all you needed to do was push the bridge of your panties to the side.
And youâd use him, youâd use him to get off and he knows it would feel heavenly. His grip gets painfully tights and he whines.
Not yetâhold it, Kenma. Is what youâd say to him, but he canât. He strokes from his flushed tip to his base, up and down. Again..and again.
âMmn..ah..â He pants, his thighs tensing. Itâs barely been half a minute but heâs so, so close. âHaah..ha-â
The pressure moves from his stomach and gets a bit lighter, a bit ticklish when it gets all the way to his tip. With his mouth agape and his breath hitched, he cums on himself and his sheets.
Heâs still catching his breath, chest heavingâreelingâbefore collapsing on his pillow, having passed out.
a/n àŹł sooooo? how was my debut? :D Icl, Iâm really happy with myself on this one! If you have something to say because you loved it so much (teehee) PLEASE donât hesitate, it would make my day :3
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