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most fuckable parent in the CBU (out of my faves)

Jessamine Sage (correct answer)

Lyell Bone

Harold Bloor

Dorothy Bloor/de Vere

Ellen Raven

Vivienne Vertigo

Cecily Fork

Jack Silk

Mostyn Tolly

Nancy Tolly/Ingledew

someone else

op what is wrong with you

Voting ended onSep 17, 2025

Yes I excluded Paton and Julia. They're only uncle/aunt and they'd fucking sweep. This is also the reason I excluded Maisie and Grizelda, they're grandparents to the main kids which I'm basing this off of

#cotrq talks #cotrk polls #honourable mentions to Alan Silk Titania Tilpin and Rufus Raven #not tagging everyone because why would I do that who'd even care #cotrk #If anyone DOES care I could be convinced to make this a tournament /lh #also honourable mention to Mr. Torsson ans Amy but like. they wouldn't stand a chance. would they . sofkfnfnmdns

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most fuckable adult non-parent character in the CBU

Katya Kettle

Alice Angel

Orvil Onimous

Treasure

Onoria Onimous

Paton Yewbeam

Julia Ingledew

Arthur Saltweather

Christopher Crowquill

Venetia Yewbeam

OP you forgot

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Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

#that was a mouthful #anyways do we know for certain that Arthur has no kids? NO #do I care? N OOO #cotrk #cotrk polls #cotrq talks

Yeah found family is cool but have you considered Lost Family. your brother who time travelled away while your sister died, your father who left you in the divorce but took your sister, your parents and lovers who were killed when you and your sister refused a villain, your older sisters who don't consider you anything more than a tool so maybe there's nothing else you'll ever be, your niece her father traded away because he couldn't bear to raise her without your dead sister, your father who was presumed dead and came back alive yet never came back for you, your mother and her seven other children who will never care for you like your late father did, the parents you thought you had but who raised you for money, your siblings who fled your father's castle to live as far away from you as possible, your aunt who gave you away as soon as someone else wanted you, your son whom you abandoned because you feared the power he had over you, your mother who haunts your house like a ghost because no one there returned her love, your half-sister who prefers her maternal relatives to her father's family, your father who is bound to kill or be killed by you, your daughters who never wanted the love you gave them because you couldn't give them power, your brother who stood by when you were engaged to someone you never knew. your dead parents your dead siblings your dead wife your dead children who all killed each other the moment you turned away to grieve.

Haha, yeah, I LOVE how fucked up the relationships between the characters are in canon

*fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixes it* *fixe

#cotrq talks #haha i love these two i think they could be so toxic together! *accidentally writes wholesome fic*#wow these characters would hate each other *makes them love each other*#i mean. im doing it because i like it. but it does seem hypocritical #they did nothing wrong. they can do better. i believe in them #¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Imagine just how lonely your life would have to be for your #1 personality trait to be "clingy"

#tracy morsell #my beloved...#don't talk to me #i bet her parents fucking sucked #i bet she was an only child #i bet she thinks her beauty is the only thing that makes her worthy of love #i would treat her rightttt #cotrq talks #lonelyposting

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Count Harken/Dorothy

He can fix her. She deserves it.

Actually, the truth is that she is very vulnerable to abusive partners and. which. you know. Harken sort of is.

But also ngl how are you going to get Titania OR Harold on your side if you're pulling HER

Which kind of does imply that they only happen if Harken genuinely falls for Dorothy. Which is a good thing for her! probably!

He can fix her hand and bring her to his creepy crazy castle where she can make all of the music she wants. Until either of them grows sick of it and Dorothy dies under circumstances that are never explained. just like Lilith before her (nooo that was old age! obviously!)

I guess she could die happy, which is better than what she had with Harold 😭

Trope: Slow Burn. but like. burn burn. they are glowing at first, then spark a small flame, which does grow into an all-consuming fire eventually killing them both. yeah

#huh I was pretty decisive on this one!#i just really don't want to fix them apparentlyy???#never thought I'd see the day! xD #cotrq talks #cotrk ships #asks #cotrk fanfic idea

I love that that most main characters in these books are either children or single adults. or an adult in a dysfunctional relationship. You can really hc every sexuality for these people

Tanc and Tracy kissed, but they make such good comphet because of the tropes they embody

Lauren and Lysander also can be hced as comphet, but more as in they thought they needed to date because they were such good friends

The Thunderbird handholding scene kind of robs them of their plausible deniability but the canon teen crushes are all so low-key that I think you can get away with pretending they weren't there for a fic. same for Charlie and Matilda (or Dagbert)

Most of the kids do of course have two parents in a het relationship, but we're never shown much of how those work beside Amy and Lyell

Mr. and Mrs. Gunn could just be good friends who thought they should hook up because of it. Mr. and Mrs. Silk could divorce and I wouldn't be surprised. The Torssons and Sages seem functional though

I would fully accept that Harold had never loved Dorothy, and Venetia and Natalia could also full on be compheting

Treasure and Pearl's "sweetheart"'s genders aren't specified

and Katya, Christopher, Alice, Eustacia, Lucretia...

We never see Ezekiel and his wife. or James. Or Maisie's husband. just saying.

also. if they ever adapt cotrk, they should keep it that way. no romantic relationship drama for these kids let them fight the generational trauma. that's enough

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The things that make Olivia such a great character are also the things that make her such a great actress

#like think about it. you're on stage #you can be good and full of yourself and insane and performative #but what you really need is someone who can do whatever they want #because they either don't care what people think or know that people will like it as long as you do #and whatever she does. she has fun doing it #which also make it easier not to care! she is. perffcet #olivia vertigo #cotrk #cotrq talks #yes i was thinking about olivia because of an olivia centric fic 👀#children of the red king

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