Ohh wow, this is absolutely some kinky shit I do lmfao. I feel like this is a good way to get back into the grove of writing! And a fun fact about myself, I’m polyamorous! I’ll be writing for both the sfw and a little nsfw of these headcanons, as to give the relationships between the characters (and Y/N) more diverse. I wont do to much for the nsfw part, as I’m planning on writing a whole fanfic on it. Hope you guys enjoy, and let me know what you think!!

Helob x Sozo x Reader in a Polyamorous Relationship

Explaining your relationship with Helob and Sozo can be… tricky at times. If you want to be a smartass about it, you say that you are in a Nonhierarchical polycule with the two and leave it at that. But more often then not, you blush and say they are both your partners and partners with each other as well.

Some gaff at the idea, whereas some are just curious. Either way, you are all more than happy with the arrangement. The path you have all inadvertently taken to making it work has taken years. But the main thing holding it together is communication and trust! Cheesy I know, but it has been what has held you all together all these years.

As for the living situation, you don’t all fully live together all the time. You technically live and are associated with the lamb's cult but spend most of your time out in the wilds on missionary trips. The reason being that even on the hardest missions with the least possible chance of survival, you always come back! Well rested and ready for another mission! Everyone (but the lamb and the former bishops) has no idea how you do it and treat you with a feared but admiring respect, but the truth is that you stay with Helob and Sozo during these trips.

This make you a very unfavored target for most, given the often scary or unstable reputation that they are known for in the Old Faith. As for Helob and Sozo, Sozo usually needs more time to himself and spends his time away from the group in the spore grotto. Where on the opposite end of the spectrum, Helob would MUCH rather you both just travel with him exclusively and live all together. But he of course is more than willing to just have you both spend lots of time at his camp instead.

 But you all try to see one another, when you can of course. The lamb has said that they don’t feel comfortable with Helob (Or Sozo with his, well, mushroom problem) into the cult for the others safety. Which is just fine with you, as you really don’t want your fellow cult members being nosey of you’re, well, ‘promiscuous mating habits’ as Helob likes to put it...

Light NSFW under the cut!

Do you have any headcanons of aftercare routines for the bishops? (Aftercare as in after NSFW)

Thank you for the asks! Its nice to see that you and others are enjoying my content! If you guys want, you can tag yourselves with emojis so I know the difference between Anon's

Warnings: None, but technically NSFW

Aftercare with the bishops 🔞

Oh do I ever lmfao I also added Narinder as well, I couldn't help myself! He can be interpreted as before or after his chaining.

Warnings: none!

Cult of the Lamb Bishops + Narinder (The One who Waits) Kissing headcanons 🖤

Shamura

Kisses with intention! They will think of where to kiss you to make the biggest impact.

Loves to give you forehead kisses the most, showing their devotion to you through the heart felt gesture.

Likes to give soft and short kisses, not feeling the need for a harsh kiss to show their affection to you. Give them some more in return and they will always have a small smile.

Kallamar

Often will kiss you in private, as he is not sure if he could keep up face without melting into a puddle.

Loves to give you rapid fire kisses on your stomach and cheeks, especially when you are swimming as a loving and playful gesture.

Gives shy and sweet kisses when kissing you on the lips. No matter how long you have been together, his confidence is sometimes lost in the wind. So give him some smooches to get it back, ok?

Narinder

Will take a while to warm up to physical affection, but once he does he will give the warmest kisses. (In private! He still has the image of death to keep up)

Likes to kiss the palms of your hands. It is a show of trust to let your face be so close to someone’s hands, especially when your eyes hold so much power. Internally melts if you do the same to him.

Gives warm and possessive kisses. He has gotten so close to you he worries about you being taken away from him or leaving. This will come off overwhelming at times but assure him you’re not going anywhere with a kiss on the cheek and pet him. He will be purring and leaning into you.

Heket

Will kiss you on the head anywhere, but saves real kisses for more private times. She likes these kisses to be just between you two to have this intimacy to yourselves.

Likes to tickle you while she kisses your cheeks. She will do this if you are down or just need to smile, or if you make a really bad joke.

She gives romantic and dominant kisses. She doesn’t mean to take over, it is just that she is naturally dominant. But if you can catch her off guard and gain the upper hand in the kiss, she doesn’t mind letting you have some fun.

Leshy

Will kiss you anywhere at any time. He doesn’t see a need for such formalities when it comes to your lover. No one can tell him where or where not to kiss you, he will have none of it.

Likes to kiss you anywhere that makes you flustered. It is an affectionate form of teasing that brings him joy.

Warnings: he thinks you are a pussy at first

The One who Waits with a reader stuck in his realm

At first, he thought you were like an annoying pest, not able to leave the purgatory of his realm because you refused to accept his offer of a peaceful death. Thinking it was on purpose, he denounced you, calling you a shriveling coward just like his brother.

But you just tilted your head in confusion, saying you were fine with finishing the prosses of death. It turns out you had been in this realm before even The One who Waits was imprisoned here. The last god of death had cursed you to stay in limbo here, a punishment for questioning her abilities as a god.

As he talked to you more, he realized you both have more in common that originally thought. Both imprisoned in this realm for questioning the old faith and expressing different beliefs. He eventually starts to look forward to the conversations you two would have. Having another person to talk to besides Aym and Baal.

I have had fun with this series! Looks like I got an OC on my hands lol I will have to draw her a reference. If you guys want to see a part three let me know!

This is a continuation of this piece. Part one

The One who Gives (reader) awakens.

You woke up in a daze, you were in a tent? This was not your cave of mourning, and it smelled to familiar to you. You know were you are and panic, crawling to the entrance of the tent. You look out, seeing you are in a cult setting in your old stomping grounds of the Old Faith. You deflate at the realization that the lamb had in fact beat you in the battle. You knew it would end someday, but you hoped that it would have lasted a few thousand years longer so you wouldn’t have to deal with your ‘Family Problems’ for longer.

You hear shouting and running before you feel a green mass topple you to the ground. The smell of fresh rain and wet dirt brings nostalgia of days past, helping your younger brother with his trials to becoming a god. “..Leshy?” You said raspy as you wrap your arms around the quietly crying younger sibling that had missed your helpful insight and dry humor. Another two came rushing over, with one staying further back rather than going fully to your side. “(Y/N! your alive! I thought for curtain that fight with the lamb had killed you, but your persistence with your former self must have saved you my dear sister!” Kallamar cried franticly as he checked you over. He was always such a worry wart when you would let him be, and now was an appropriate time to be one you supposed.

The two more to run over came closer than the one who stayed further away from you. You were pretty sure it was Heket who was not at your side, maybe it was out of not wanting to see how much her cruel ways had hurt her only sister, or maybe she was not ready to tackle the reality that she was able to rebuild the lost relationship that she so desperately wanted to rekindle.  You see the other two, one being your eldest sibling on your other side that Kallamar wasn’t crying on.

 “My Little light has returned… I have had dreamed of this day since you stepped of these sacred lands my sister.” Shamura said with a content smile as they held you head to their chest. You feel the realization that you are safe and next to kin starts to sink in as you start to cry. The lamb was the other one who came with Shamura, looking pleased with his hand at the family reunion. “I am glad you have awaken (Y/N)! But do you know where you are? You still look like you are in a daze.” The lamb asks. “I know where I am, lamb, don’t poke at me.” You cried, starting to calm down. “B-but I must ask, where is my twin? My Moon to my Sun, my Dark to my Light? Did you kill him for his crown?” You say with determination in your three wet eyes, wanting closer to your twins wellbeing.

So, the four bishops are seen by their lover for the first time without their bandages. Said lover responds with a kiss to their injury, or at least close enough to their injury that it's clearly meant to be "on" that injury. How would they take this gesture?

So I changed up this request a little bit, as this is when you see them being brought into the lamb's cult. You were spared by the lamb with the option to become his follower. They all don't have their bandages on when they come into the cult's portal. Hope you enjoy!

Warnings: Talk of injuries

The reader seeing the Bishop followers without their bandages for the first time

Shamura

As soon as you see them get indoctrinated into the lamb’s cult, you rush over to your partner that is now a follower as well. They don’t recognize you at first, but after an explanation of who you are they light up and have tears of joy. “I thought after I died, the lamb had killed you off as well...” They said with a tremor. Their memory was still worse for wear, but that had been expected. There is still a nasty scar around the top of their head to where their brain was exposed before. You kissed the top of their head, showing you were still there for them as their lover. They quietly cried into your chest, so relieved to have been accepted back by you.

Kallamar

As soon as you see them get indoctrinated into the lamb’s cult, you rush over to your partner that is now a follower as well. He sees you, doing a double take as he realizes that it is you. You two meet in the middle for a deep hug, his still not quite processing how you are alive. You say something to him, only to get little response. You realize his ears are still badly damaged, and without the crown he will be mostly deaf. He looks at you with star struck eyes as you kiss in front of his ears on either side. “Thank you, my love. You know not my joy of seeing you alive and well.”

Heket

As soon as you see them get indoctrinated into the lamb’s cult, you rush over to your partner that is now a follower as well. She looks irate that she is now a follower, slowly gurgling out insults to the lamb. The lamb giggles, knowing her anger will soon fall when she sees you. The lamb moves as you tackle her, crying with joy as you express how much you missed her. She softened as she embraces you. Like the others she had no way of knowing if you lived or not, but she was so thankful to have you back. You softly kiss her neck, felling her tremble as she puts her face into your neck as well. Very slowly saying the words “……. I……… … ……love……………. ……. you….”

Leshy

Thank you! I thought that these asks were similar enough that I would have them be together. I also added Narinder, I just couldn't help it!

Warnings: Narinder's is angst at some points

The Bishops +Narinder date and wedding headcanons

Shamura

Dates would probably be spent looking for newly evolved species of bugs/spiders in Silk Cradle. I would like to think with their vast knowledge that they like to study how the creatures in their realm evolve over time. Other times you sit quietly in front of a fire and listen to them tell you tales from long ago times.

A wedding that they would likely have would be a moderately sized one. Both of your families and close friends would be in attendance. It would be an elegant affair at their temple. Isn’t picky as to what they wear, they can do a dress, suit, or dress their robes. But they would like to wear the same type of clothes as you. To them it symbolizes that you two are going to become one in a sense. You couldn’t have dreamed of a better day than this.

Kallamar

Dates will always be outside. Going out for a swim, finding tarot cards on the beach, or even counting how many skulls you guys found walking in Anchordeep. Being out in the water is always what makes you guys happy. There is an old wife’s tale that when you soak or bathe in the water, that it can wash away your negative emotions and make you happier. It has always proven true for you both.

The thoughts of weddings are a bit daunting to Kallamar. Worried about it being prefect and living up to the expected expectations of his siblings make him more nervous that he would like to admit. But once you assure him to will work out, and you want nothing more than to marry him, it works out. You both have a wedding on the beach that surrounds Anchordeep, letting whoever wishes to come attend. You both had the times of your lives.

Heket

Dates are often at home for you two. Heket is a home body at heart and would much prefer to make a calm dinner with you and watch the night stars pass by as you two cuddles. But quiet walks through the fall leaves are also nice. Finding snails has also become a fun pastime for you too, as you think that the little guys are the cutest.

The wedding you both have is, what’s the word, BIG. Not even in a gaudy way, but the amount of details and effort put into the whole thing is spectacular. You had assured her it doesn’t need to be so grand, but she insists. She has always wanted a wedding with all the bells and whistles, perhaps because most bishops don’t get married as their duties leave little time for romance. The wedding is awe inspiring, and you both look back on it with joy and happy memories.

Leshy

Dates usually involve doing something new, and maybe some mischief. Picking mushrooms from Heket realm to slip into a stew being made for the followers in Anchordeep was the latest date, and you guys didn’t even get caught! Other times laying in a tent made from camellia flowers and talking about whatever comes to mind is also a favorite for you both.

A wedding? He loves the idea of getting married to you, but he would rather do something like a quick courthouse wedding. But if you do wish for one, it would be a family event rather than a full crowd. He makes you a crown and veil combo that is made from flowers, with flowers decorating the room of the ceremony. As small and quickly it was put together, you wouldn’t have changed it for the world.

Narinder

He is a rather reserved person, so long walks in the unpopulated parts of the island are the go-to for you both. Exploring old, abandoned buildings from cults of the past always gets him excited. You both find old coins, relics, and other artifacts that you both then research to see the stories behind these items. Climbing to the top of one of the many mountains to watch the sunrise while he lays his head on your lap will forever be in his heart.

Would have no interest in having an actual wedding in the traditional sense. He sees it as a spectacle made to please others, a common gaudy ritual at best. He suggests you two make your own ‘ritual’ instead, in essence eloping to have it just be you two. Bringing a blanket, candles, wearing white and red robes with black veils on. You both go to your favorite mountain top to do your rebellious wedding ritual. This was very much against old faiths practices, the making of a ritual of your own. But his siblings didn’t have to know about this, and they would never know how much he loved you. You both say your own vows, holding hands with the bishop as your smile never faded. His own smile grew into a smirk as he kissed you. It was the best day of your lives, and it was supposed to last forever. He will never forgive them for locking him up and taking you from him.

I wrote this a bit differently than I usually do, so let me know what you guys think of it.

Warnings: Talk of sacrifice

You were a powerful force in the old faith, and still are even in the lambs currently small cult. The betrayal from your brethren in the old faith lead you straight  to the lamb, so you saw it as fate that led you here. Sitting on a stump near the temple, you talk to fellow members as you wood carve various trinkets.