Mar 26, 2024
i do understand the appeal of the inherent conflict between thi4f garrett, who is so deeply against killing, and high chaos corvo, who does murder for breakfast, but have you considered:
og garrett who thinks corvo is not so much morally bankrupt, but rather just a complete amateur. really? he's so bad at sneaking around that he has to kill people and leave a huge mess? can't get in and out without alerting the guards? could not be me.
essentially it would be less "the man i love has done things i find morally reprehensible, i'm not sure if i can live with him for what he has done or live with myself for still loving him" and more "sooooo there's this guy............. yeah he's a 10 but he's like painfully cringefail incompetent 🙄🙄🙄🙄"
#nothing against the more popular angst vessel of course#but i am so amused by this one.#it is well known that i prefer og thief in all things and my weird corvo/garrett crossovers are no exception#thiefposting#well ok there are probably people who interpret og garrett as having a moral component in there as well#but i honestly never saw it that way?#i saw it as more of a “an actually decent thief shouldnt NEED to kill because he wont even be seen duh” thing#insert post about the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards. garrett has no ass#anyway.#corvogarrett
