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Hey, if you’re one of those people who makes a mess in stores and such because you think it’s “their (retail workers’) job” to clean it up?

I hate you. May you bang your funny bone repeatedly. Forever.

#CorpusComments #seriously #don’t do this #don’t be a garbage human

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Just got up for work

Today is the day!

Welcome to: Will Corpus Get Fired Today?

#starring yours truly #CorpusComments #meeting with my boss today #the one who said I was threatening them!#this will go so well #this will be fun #stressed!? of course I’m stressed!#oh Willie Watkins were in it now #also the one year anniversary of being hit by a car #what a day #Will I get fired?#stay tuned

Theme of the day:

Father’s tired.

#CorpusComments #ewen montagu #give me strength #I just want to sleep #frustration is real #I love being talked over #and told what my problem is as I’m trying to tell them what my problem is #and how they can’t refrain from praising my male coworker even in this meeting #and how they tried to blame me for the stress of the job #like wtf I’m not doing it to myself???#I just #it’s all bullshit #one day I will quit #gloriously #but for now #father’s tired

Mood of the day:

Act As If

(You do when you don’t)

(You will when you won’t)

May I have the delusional projection of Monty’s confidence during Willie Watkins while feeling expressly like Charles during Willie Watkins.

#CorpusComments #wish me luck #shift from hell incoming #I have no allies today #so we are going to pretend everything is fine #…I don’t know how to feel that Act As If has become a staple in my life #but damn if it’s not effective #oh Willie Watkins were really in it now

This matters to absolutely no one but GUESS WHO CAN TOSS 8s WITH RIFLE?????

#CorpusComments #and it’s not even a strain???#like I can throw an 8.5 at highest and have to BRING IT DOWN to an 8?!!!#I HAVENT SPUN PROPERLY IN YEARS #this is so wild #color guard #color guard rifle #I’m sure this doesn’t matter #and I know that #and I know that there are plenty of others who can do this as well #but I’m still proud of myself #especially bc 1 year ago I was dealing with nerve damage bad enough it wasn’t clear if I’d regain full function of my right arm #like the difference from then to now is insane #I couldn’t even grasp things properly #and now!!!!!#anyway that is all #(and yes I was using All The Ladies from Operation Mincemeat to fuel me)

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Mood of the Day:

🎼 “Pilots crash all the time it’s fine!”