#cornutyran

Now which way to the main hall again? Who made fortresses this confusing? Hawke could have sworn she had walked by these bricks before. She had just been catching up with Cullen, and the pep talk she had given herself while crossing the walkway back to the main building had made her confident she would take the correct path back to the main hall.

And she had. She was just a floor above Varric instead. 

“Maker’s breath!” Kaitlyn sighed. Could she jump? It would certainly be quicker. No, no, best to find her way down. She turned from the banister and caught sight of a mage in white robes. Ah, perhaps she could help.

VIVIENNE??? I D Idn’T KNOW THERE WAS A VIVIENNE A ROUND hi hi hi i liKE YOU @cornutyran 

Did u know i actually fucking HaTE pumpkin

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING; ACCEPTING

Do I Follow Them?: Yes!

Why Did I Follow Them?: Uh, Vivienne is amazing. I also kinda sorta maybe fell in love with your writing, nbd.

Do We Role Play?: Not yet. We really need to fix this. Kait is going to annoy her so much, I can feel it already.

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: Definitely! 

An AU Idea For Our Muses: Hmm... well, I always enjoy Kait in the Circle AUs. Or Kait as a companion or Inquisitor 8D That would be interesting.

A Song For Our Muses: This suddenly popped into my head and I don’t know if it would fit but... What is This Feeling? from the Wicked soundtrack. And I get the sudden urge to change the AU answer to a Wicked AU

Do I Ship Our Muses?: Not right now. With Kaitlyn’s choices and pro-magey-ness, I see them ending up as more rivals, maybe strained friends, grudging respect? 

What I Think About The Mun: We haven’t talked but you seem like a very nice person and I’m invested in your cat >_>

Overall Opinion: Are you Vivienne? *squints*

If Kait was Inquisitor;

10. What would your tarot card look like?

=D So her theme actually has her default tarot card. The 5 of Cups. [Here] it is in its full glory. I got it commissioned and you can find the credits on my update tab. I think that card really captures that moment in her life, post-DA2 and up to Inquisition. Loss and difficulty and dealing with that loss, not noticing what she still has left. There’s more on it [here]. 

25. Opinion on Mages versus Templars?

She’s so pro-mage Vivienne will hate her immediately I’m sure >_> Not to mention the fact that she was an accomplice to helping to start the mage rebellion (and then went on to help mages and Circles rebel post DA2). She would definitely side with Fionna and be utterly appalled at what Alexius had done, and was trying to do, and then at the end of it be allies with the mages.

If You Were Inquisitor: Ask Meme

18.Who would you romance? 

Mun: EVERYONE. ALL OF THEM. I LOVE THEM ALL. 

Ella: Cullen.

19. Would you do pranks with Sera?

Mun: Yes. 

pet peeve number two;

self-hate being glorified. that seriously grinds my gears. self-hate isn’t cool and it isn’t funny. it isn’t funny calling yourself trash and disgusting. and yet, tumblr praises it. 

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