Jumping on this anons idea of a 2025 Tumblr sexy man eldritch-spouse edition, perhaps only limiting it to ocs created in 2025, which would be Sol, Velamor, Cornulus, and Liter (and possibly the new concubus). It could be a nice wrap up for the end of the year and I'd be interested to see who comes out on top.
Oh shit, that I can do!
2025 MISS WHORE 🫵
Solvariel - The Dudebro dominion with a knight complex
Velamor - Mister let me crawl under your skin seraph
Cornulus - Gilf sweating over a garden in a hot summer hell day
Liter - That drunk loser middle aged man that's somehow charming
He hasn't even been introduced yet don't vote for him
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This year, to keep Vesper from messing with the Christmas tree I'll be placing multiple smaller Christmas trees around it that are covered in sex toys that way it'll hopefully distract him long enough.
That, or I'm storing it in a locked see-through glass case.
You have employed Lacai's help for the steady undercover supply of decoy Christmas trees. The imp is a little more composed than his King, so he can help you decorate and slide them into place relatively fast.
The real Christmas tree is in the garden, and you've tasked Cornulus with defending it. To the death.
With Cornulus I like the idea of him reuniting with one of the people trying to court him. We were trying to woo him when he was a young man and out of everyone, we were the one person he deeply regrets not pursuing. He carries on thinking that we are dead since it's been so long. But he sees us one day at a market. No longer a human but a sloth demon that still kept most of our features during the transformation and aged like wine. We look at him and playfully say: Well if it isn't Mr heartbreaker. Been an awful long time since I've seen you.
He didn't recognize you.
Not at first.
It was only when Cornulus saw your eyes that it clicked into place why he'd been called such. The general features of your face are something he never forgot. And what's even more bitterly amusing, is that you sport the same adoring, wounded expression- The one you made when he carelessly rejected you.
Worst mistake of his life.
He gets to make statements like that, now that he's lived a pretty long life. Cornulus would bet things must have turned out so different in the parallel universe where he wisened up young. He must be happier, perhaps have children, grandchildren... The gardener blinks away the ghost of a past that never was.
" The years have treated you more kindly than they did me. " He means it. " How have you been? "
Cornulus imagines you might be married. Have a family perhaps. He passed up the chance to wine and dine you, but surely, some smarter folks were waiting hand and foot for the chance. Maybe you have grown up kiddos running around, finding their own place in the world... Or maybe you're like him, alone, monetarily okay but sporting a void you never took the time to fill.
He wouldn't dare ask to have a coffee with you. Not yet, but Cornulus makes it a point to buy you a little thing. A souvenir.
Even if there's never another chance, if you loathe him, let some part of the sloth remain with you. A reminder of what never was.
Can we have a character intro for Vesper's old sexy gardener?
[Of course!]
Say hello to Cornulus
Although there's a fair amount of diversity in the royal grounds of Lust, perhaps seeing an older slothful furball of a man as the gardener is not what you'd expect.
But there Cornulus is, a surprisingly hard working older demon of barely high-ranking power, tending to a garden so massive that one can easily get lost in it.
A studious and ambitious sort in his youth, the man quickly found his calling in caring for all manner of plantlife, especially the exotic species across the Rings. Though, if you ask him, surface fuchsia are his favorite. Cornulus' skill made him sought after by increasingly more notorious people who were very willing to pay a pretty penny for his services, thus elevating him in social status. He sank into his work more than he should've, in all honesty. And if there's one thing Cornulus loathes, it's that he squandered many an opportunity to create lifelong bonds with others who showed interest in him.
He looks back and now realizes he ignored many gorgeous, well-meaning folks who had tried to start courting him- Picking instead easy and feeble flings that didn't interrupt his routine. And, well, if he wasn't tending to any plants, he'd much rather be sleeping than putting up with anyone...
Eventually, word of his prowess reaches the new Icons of Hell. An internal sort of battle beginning between them to lock him down as an exclusive asset to their Ring's royal displays. Zizz may have the advantage, but he was no match for the perspicacity of Vesper, who saw in Cornulus a great unfulfilled pervert.
One visit became two became three- Became a week stay... Until, soon enough, purple claws pinned him down. It was clear Cornulus fit better in Lust, surrounded by all the types of attractive people he denied prior, and now felt too old to pursue.
Even when he has the chance to visit the surface, he sees pretty humans like you in the prime of their time and deflates immediately, knowing that you'd sooner see him as a grandpa than a potential lover.
He doesn't realize he's falling into infatuation until he's looking forward to talking to you since the moment he wakes up. Until he's sending flowers he knows you like. Until Cornulus is staring down some asshat loser who wants to fool you into a relationship.
He's aware enough to know he's getting too deep into feelings that likely won't be reciprocated, that he's acting erratic and childish for someone of his age- But for once, he'd like to be the guy that wins the cutie's heart.
In reference to the anon mentioning family-zoning Cornulus- what if you one day started calling Cornulus "Daddy" 💀
He will have to interfere at that point. It starts to physically kind of revolt him that you're calling Cornulus that with genuine familial intent, and he's not even a concubus.
Likewise, you'll find Vesper suddenly groaning like he's going to cough a hairball if you do that in front of him.
Cornulus takes you aside with the most disappointed, tired look in his face as he asks you to have just a tiny bit of mercy on him.
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I recall a post a while ago where the Lust Queen put Laccai in the dreaded family zone. I'm picturing Cornulus getting the same treatment. After a while of respectful and polite encounters she hits him with a “you're like a father/grandfather to me.”
Cornulus would actually take that a little better than some of the other characters here.
Is he disappointed? Does his heart break a little? Oh definitely. But he almost expected this, in all honestly. He knows it's silly of him to expect someone like you to see him any other way, and honestly, maybe it's better if you keep that innocent point of view.
You don't need to know he's a pervert. Don't need to know he pumps himself stupid to the thought of you. That the man you call a father figure would happily bend you over.
It's alright. Cornulus doesn't need to push that boundary. But that doesn't mean he doesn't surveil the people you court.
which of your characters use their obsession’s name the most?
since the scenarios are all ‘reader insert’, obviously you can’t have your characters say their obsession’s name and they all have their set of pet names, but if they did just say the name, who’d prefer that over pet names?
and who would prefer being referred to by name rather than pet name in return?
[One of the reasons as to why I try to give each character at least one pet name for you is to facilitate the fact that I can't use names in the situations where these characters are calling out to you, yes.]
More likely to use your name: Syb; Adrul; Dorem; Flints; Vorago; Lucidia; Xavier
Wants to be referred to by name: Cero (in public at all times); do not use pet names on siadar; Cornulus; Flints
Imagine that your in one of Vesper’s Virgin Vaults™. After a few lucky breaks you end up in the royal gardens and decide to take shelter in one of sheds to wait it out. Unfortunately for you, you end up face to face with a certain perverted gardener.
Cornulus honestly thinks this is a prank, at first.
One of the imps stuffed you here for him to find. Very funny, hilarious even. But you're not tied to anything at all. And it's very clear you broke into this poor shed, like a desperate wild animal seeking shelter from terrible weather.
It takes a few seconds before he remembers the current event going on in the Ring. While some demons are a little more mean-spiritted and would gladly rat you out just for the chaos of it all- Cornulus doesn't want that kind of stress. He mostly wants you to not make a racket, because the King will trample the garden for a virgin without thinking twice, Cornulus knows this.
The older demon adjusts his glasses and sighs. You can stay in the shed, he won't tell anyone, but... You could at least keep him company, right?
It's been a while since a pretty thing just fell out of the sky like this. He feels younger just looking at you. Come on, sit down next to him, tell him how you ended up here.
Cornulus can see how you'd make some concubi trip all over themselves, you're very sightly...
