#corgay

i will forever rejoice in every moment i have made cayce fall to the ground crying. how do i count the ways. epitome my nsfw blog name dangit ron paul

yesterday cayce and i went on a walk and i told her my nsfw blog name and she fell over on the sidewalk and didn't really know what to do

god i had some weird ass dreams last night. in the first part cayce and i were driving to orlando for the con tomorrow even though cayce isn't going but like for whatever reason i was driving her jeep except it was like green and i went through the wrong lane and the road turned into like, a roller coaster track for everyone except halfway through ours it turned into blades and p much ate our tired but i guess that sort of overpass led to the convention center so it was all good, sort of. we realized we had to get the tires fixed if we wanted to get home but we only had like $50 between us. so we go inside and talk to some people and we're like, carrying the car and it's apparently a blow up car?? idk we were carrying it around and some people at the con said they'd fixed the tires. we go back into the con then because we're like awwww yea and whatever and when i was in the dealers' room this really creepy kid named jared who'd been in my grade and asked me out once was there and grabbed my shoulder and i was like "fuck off, dude" and her did. god i'm so fucking scared of that kid. but yeah that's my dream. when i actually dream it's really frickin weird

corgay reblogged this from theramthatnevercould and added: i’ll be driving over there and pelting your cunt with dippin dots i oh tastelikepurple said: thats the spirit indeed it is skylian said: girl ill be flockin ill be wocka flockin ill sleep under your bed or s/t if you want that sounds p cool yeah people sleeping under my bed wooo