#copsarefuckingidiots

Sometimes I just randomly remember that time when an acorn fell onto the roof of a cop car and the cop yelled “SHOTS FIRED.” He then proceeds to do two barell rolls and him and the sheriff fucking mag dumps their gun into the back of the cop car where the person they arrested is. The cop also yells “I’m hit” because in the panic thought that him hitting his knee from doing the dive roll was a gunshot. Keep in mind that they already arrested the man and he is in the police vehicle handcuffed and they patted him down before. Both the cop and the sheriff immediately resigned.