Alright we are roughly 24 hours away from Dethklok finally reaching Europe (which I totally caused BTW!!!1 /j), with the first one being especially exciting since it’s actually in Scandinavia!...more specifically Denmark.
Would've loved to gone to Copenhell, especially since they have really good accessibility tickets, but alas it's on the same day as my sister's 21st birthday so planning a big Europe trip was not in the cards.
So now we're in suspense from afar. Will Skwisgaar conquer his prejudice of the "Dutch"? Will any of them even learn the difference between the Danes and the Dutch, including themselves judging by how the Queen of Denmark gave Murderface a manuscript from a Dutch poet that one time? Will we finally get an explanation for why there's a Dannebrog amongst Toki's chicken wings (even if it's just "Toki ran out of flags")?!!
Will Charles Offdensen address the allegations already?!!!















