#coop mode

I now officially can call my little home a dark knight’s PALADIN’s hideout!! :D

...I REALLY LOVE how much the stone house looks like a mix of a church and a caslte; the blue roof, dark grey stones and the dark colour of the wood just fit soooo sooo nicely to the knight’s statues I put bevore it, as they obviously seem to share a colour scheme.. xD

And then you realize that one of them is a Fatui and it turns into “Fatui, you do realize that you don’t belong here?” “But... you are my.. friends?! T_T” “>___> Oh, are we? Maybe if you at least matched your colors to ours!”

Bro: “I AM SPEED!”

Sis: “You mean you’re on speed...”

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Mom: “Are we all sleeping in the same bed?”

Me: “I ONLY HAVE ONE BED!”

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Mom: “Oooh, I could make my own bed!”

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Sis: *to Bro* *sigh* “I’ll go protect you from the snails...”

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Sis: “Where on earth do I get sand??”

Bro: “Go beat up some crabs.”

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Mom: “My little rocket scientist just tripped over a mushroom.”

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Me: “Wait, no, sorry, you can’t go buy flowers because I just spent all of our money on a chicken.”

Sis: “Why have you decided to join the <paternal family members from a small farming town> bunch?”

Mom: “They didn’t spend all their money on a chicken, don’t be absurd. They spent all their money on an all-singing, all-dancing, automated chicken coop.”

Bro: “Wait, what?!?”

Me: “Wait, what?!?”

Sis: “I thought it was just a joke...”

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Mom: “Every time I try to shut the gate it moves me out of the garden. I can’t *get* to the house.”

Bro: *getting his farmer out of bed* “Just go to bed. I’ll get the gate.”

Me: “This is sounding more and more like when we all lived at home.”

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very very happyyyy