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Hi, Connie. I know it's been a while since you did any headcanons and idk if you still do them, but I'm curious of your opinion. I realize the wall is one giant quarantine bubble, but the people are still free to do as the please inside it. How do you think each of the chocobros would handle an Insomnia-wide quarantine like what's going on in most of the world right now? What if one of them got sick (assuming a FFXV equivalent of COVID-19?) How would Regis, as King, take care of his people?

PS: Aparently the Keep Reading line is having some troubles. May appear right under the question (how did it get THERE?) or nowhere at all lol pls forgive tumblr he trying.

HEEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s definitely been a while since I did any headcanons, but that’s because school has kept me busy like crazy, and when I have spare time, I put it into my two big fanfics going on (I don’t want people to wait too much!) but I’ll definitely keep doing these, every single one of them, until I finish, even if it takes me years and years <3

The ask prompts are one of my favorite things in the world so of course I’ll keep them going!

HOH

YOUR PROMPT IS SUPER INTERESTING!!!!! AYYYYY, let’s see what this raccoonie brain has there!!

FFXV Insomnia in a quarantine

First things first, the government

Regis, as King:

Regis is going all the way into making sure EVERYONE can stay home.

Regis is going to ask the other countries to lend Lucis money. As in. M I L L I O N S.

“Your Majesty, you ARE aware we’re nowhere half to repaying that debt in a near future?”

“THIS IS A LITERAL PLAGUE WITH NO CURE YET THAT’S KILLING DOZENS SOME OF WHICH THEIR FAMILIES CAN’T SAY GOODBYE TO AND YOU W O R RY A B O UT T HE E C O NO M Y ¿¿¿? ?!??”

Regis has brain and, most importantly, humanity. He’s definitely going to put the country in debt for the next 15 kings is that helps people right now.

Mostly because he’s aware it’s no one’s fault.

Regis is announcing what he’s going to do to keep people safe publicly:

The next three months of any loans are forgiven. Mortgage, rent, water, electricity, and all the public services will be free for the next three months. If you own any debts, be it a house or a little clock, you don’t have to pay on the next 3 months, and instead that amount will be divided into future months in small amounts so it’s recovered in the medium or long run. No one needs to spend one gil in any of the basics, don’t worry about that, it’s covered, government’s got you, SO PLEASE STAY HOME.

Regis is aware that some people can’t stay home because what little they earn is what they spend in basic food; Regis is going to spend lots of the money he burrowed in them.

Regis is going to pay as well to teachers and artists for online classes and entertainment, because he’s aware of the mental/emotional distress people can be in after certain time indoors.

Regis is going to put most the money in the medical and cleaning services.

Regis is going to keep online and phone polls for people to fill in particular cases (I still need to go out because I need to go look after my mother each friday, I still need to go out because I need to go get medicines each certain time at this district) so the Citadel’s intel know best what to do.

Regis is going to make sure to have teams sanitizing public transport and places everyday.

Regis is a no-game man, dammit.

((Regis is the reason Insomnia only needed three months before being free))

Makes sure the media broadcasts not only the death cases, but also and most importantly the healed cases. Not gonna let the media get stupid with this for money or paranoia, no sir

Noctis, as prince

DID YOU THINK HE WAS JUST GOING TO MOP, THIS IS THE PRINCE

(Remember the game tells us he was a damn good prince as in politically? what a bean <3)

Noct was taken more off guard; Regis acted immediately like a (good) madman, Noctis still needed a bit to process it

Noct is who comes up with some ideas that Regis puts into action (the phone/online polls, the online classes, for example)

Noct too manages some of the intel going on during quarentine to see how the city is progressing and how else they can help.

Noctis is in charge of the interviews along the...health minister (?) everyday, while Regis stays at work and intel.

Noctis makes sure to do a livestream each certain days to greet the people, answer questions, or just have a bit of fun, and to remind them to stay home and to keep the spirits up. We know Noct would rather rot in boredome in his sofa because Sleepy Boy, but he knows the effect he has on his people, so he does the livestreams for them; to keep them entertained, informed, and simply to keep them sane.

Noctis came up with the idea of making an app/text service for those that suffer of domestic violence; “staying home” sounds easy to him because he has a huge house and a good family, but he’s aware that not do everyone.

(Putting a keep reading here)

Noctis

Sleeps it away lmao

Honestly Noct doesn’t have much troubles with the whole “stay home” thing. He likes home. He LOVES staying home. LET HIM STAY EVEN AFTER QUARENTINE IS OVER.

Noct has videogames and his bed. You don’t need to tell him twice to stay home.

Noct sleeps most of the day.

Noct decides to not shower everyday.

The only trouble Noct goes through is that his room starts getting super messy everyday and Ignis isn’t going to appear to help him out.

Noctis spends his time doing homework and mumbling about how “teachers didn’t use to give us this much homework until quarentine, this is just their excuse goddammit fuck this shit”

I feel you Noct

Besides that, videogames, trash food, and sleeping.

It’s 9 pm, he’s in pajamas. That he hasn’t taken off in three days.

It’s 6 am and Noct is out of bed. He hasn’t slept since 2 am.

What is this guy’s sleep schedule.

Despite the careless and carefree attitude, Noct still worries. He still has to stay the most informed, as the prince, of the international and national situation, and it sometimes gets stressful.

When Noct sees numbers grow and a gloomy future, he gets stressed but won’t say it; that careless attitude is his way of coping. Like pretending it’s not true.

Noct worries about the poor, too, and the low and working class. He too came up with more ideas along with Regis to keep them safe too and not force them to work while the middle and upper classes stay indoors like it’s not the big deal.

Noct thinks a lot about Prompto. He knows he doesn’t need to go out too much, but he also knows how much of a terribly, horribly emotional distress Prom is in when staying at his house for too long.

Noct takes up on video-phoning Prom, everyday. His best boy can’t be sad, stressed, or messed up, and he’s going to keep him sane and cheer him up everyday.

Noct may or may have not ended up inviting Prompto to spend quarentine at the Citadel with him. He hadn’t finished saying it when Prom was already at the Citadel’s door asking to be sanitized before going in.

If he got sick, everyone around him would be more scared than him LMAO

“OHNOTHEPRINCEISILLHE’SGOINGTODIEIAMNOTREADYFORTHISNOOOOOOOOO”

Noct: so can I skip online school like this?

He’d be looked after with almost paranoia, there’s only two of the Lucis Caelum alive and honestly losing the heir and only one that can have kids at this point to the virus woulnd’t be very epic on history books

Noct IS worried, just pretending he’s not.

Noct is going to avoid Regis LIKE A PRO. He’s going to ask to live somewhere else, will ask to sanitize his room and keep it locked, will ask that Regis gets nowhere near ANY of his belongings. Basically, Noct is going CRAZY over avoiding Regis...so Regis doesn’t catch it :’’(

What a pure bean

Even if Regis tries visiting him, and even if the whole place is sanitized and like a little bubble away of the rest of the world, Noct will still not want him to come inside.

Honestly, this is going to make Regis really, deeply sad and maybe even hurt. He wants to stay positive, but he keeps thinking of what if Noct dies to it, and not only dies, he’d also die without having held him for a last time or seen him.

They meet through the window. They phone each other and just touch through the closed window... :’) </3

Noct knows he may be over protecting Regis, but he’s honestly not going to have it any other way. He has way more than enough watching his old man grow old too fast from the Ring to run the risk of giving him this stupid virus. If he has to make his old man sad in order to keep him healthy, SO BE IT.

Ignis

He’s fine.

He’s just so cool with this.

“Ah, of course. A plague. It was our turn, as was expected.”

...w...what are you talking about, Ignis.

He’s barely impressed.

Master of following instructions, they told Ignis to stay home and THAT he did.

The store? The neighbor? Just an inch outside his main door? NO. THAT’S NOT INDOORS.

It’s not that he’s paranoid, he’s just not bothered by the idea fo not going out and he knows that the more he stays home the faster this will pass that he just. Stays in, sometimes not even looking out the window for a day or two.

Ignis still phones Noct each two days to remind him his room is messy do something because I won’t, or do nothing, the cockroaches will help you with the crumbs and leftovers in a day more.

Ignis isn’t bored. He still has home office and paperwork to do, the poor, young, miserable thing.

In his spare time he likes doing stuff he likes, as he normally didn’t have the time to do.

Ignis is making sure to call the other chocobros to make sure they’re ok. He’s particularly attentive to Prompto.

Boy is having video calls with Gladio because Best Friends.

Ignis attempts to do as your raccoonie; will try to finish two-week worth of his paperwork in one or two days t o have the rest of the time free LMAO

(I hope, unlike me, he’s succeeding at that)

Ignis worries mostly about others and the outside Lucis. He takes up on the advantage of being bros with the prince to suggest something, that Noct can suggest to Regis to make it better for as many people as possible.

If he got sick, he’d attend hospital and not go out until he’s 100% okay AND spent 2 weeks with no fall back into it.

He’d thank the doctors and nurses like every five minutes honestly. Iggy appreciates they’re doing such high risk job, keeps admiring them. Dammit.

He would accept no visits. Is it the prince? tell him to FUCK OFF.

Mostly the throne family Ignis won’t dare visit even after he’s healed.

“IGNIS IT’S OK YOU’VE BEEN FINE FOR A MONTH”

“TALK TO ME WHEN QUARENTINE IS OVER AND/OR THERE IS A VACCINE, GET THE FUCK OFF MY FRONT YARD”

Ignis is not overly worried about the illness. He has stupidly strong defenses and can see himself getting out of this. He worries just what’s normal but keeps spirits up with all the numbers of healed cases.

Go Iggy!

Gladio

Surprisingly, he’s taking this really well.

Gladio’s sort of more scared than the rest at the news; he was so prepared for physical enemies, the idea of an abstract, non-physical one suddenly sweeps him off his feet.

But he handles it well. So long he doesn’t watch the news.

Gladio won’t listen or read the news on the virus; he’s aware of it, he’ll take care and be careful, but he won’t read or hear numbers or updates, he’ll just live this out until it’s over.

Gladio takes his mind off it with indoor exercising, lots of it.

Gladio’s job was mostly physical, so he takes on the advantage that he has nearly no chances of home office to do stuff he likes; mostly, this nerd will drown in history documentaries on KupoTube, will watch the equivalent of Disney and Dreamwork movies, will read like the world is ending, and will take up on online courses.

He likes crafts. Okay? Leave him alone and let him give his baby steps into watercolor painting.

Gladio is video calling Noctis. To force him to exercise LMAO

“OY, NOCT, THIS IS PRE-RECORDED, DO YOU THINK I’M AN IDIOT? COME BACK HERE TO YOUR COMPUTER OR IT’LL BE WORSE”

Gladio is holding back a Desperate-To-Go-Out Iris.

She’s not irresponsible, she just HATES INDOORS LET ME GO OUT IT’LL BE JUST AROUND THE BLOCK

Gladio’s not letting Jared go ANYWHERE

“SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU AND I DIE, YOU STAY HERE, I’LL GO BUY GROCERIES AND DON’T YOU DARE GET ANYWHERE NEAR ME AFTER I’M BACK UNTIL I’VE SHOWERED”

Gladdy it’s ok :’)

A bit paranoid when it comes to others, though will still be a bit paranoid about himself.

Gladio is mostly calm about it; just a few times every now and then he’s stressed and a bit too troubled for an easy sleep.

Video calls Iggy every day because Best Friends.

Iggy keeps him sane, the baby :’(

Honestly, Gladio also makes sure that Ignis is ok. Ignis is always looking after all other three, but Gladio is who’s most aware of looking after Ignis. Ignis won’t say it, but he’s probably feeling very lonely after a month indoors, as his family won’t pay much attention to him. Gladio’s making sure to keep him happy, distracted, and in good spirits, and in company.

If he got sick, he’d probably have a very bad emotional time at first.

Gladio would cry and think nearly for sure that he’s dead already.

Not like in drama, he would seriously get sad and be very, very scared :’(

Same than Noct, he wouldn’t let Clarus near him or any of his belongings, nor Jared. Not Iris either, of course, but he worries more for the older men.

Gladio would probably not do very well emotionally in hospital. He’d spend there the necessary time, but then he would probably like most to be in an apartment for himself if available or in his room without letting anyone near.

Gladio will keep thinking of the chances to live or die, of how scary the idea of a virus with no cure is, will get really gloomy and negative on it.

His family try to provide emotional support, but every time they call Gladio just drowns himself in ideas like what their family would do if he died and it just makes him sadder

The doctors and Iggy are what keep his spirits up, to be honest.

The sadness lasts the first days. AFter that, Gladio’s going to handle the ilness like a DAMN WARRIOR

“YOU INJECT THAT THING, DOC, BRING IT ON”

A new treatment and the consequences are unsure? BRING IT ON.

Whatever it is, Gladio’s HEAD IN FOR IT

Baby boy just needed some time to process it. After that he’s just taking it so lightheartedly, even the doctors get cheered up at his bright attitude towards it.

“You’ve progressed on a 1%”

“HELL YEAH ONE PERCENT!!!!!!!!!!! :D”

What a beautiful boy omg

Prompto

This one is the chocobro that REALLY gets hit by quarentine.

Prompto’s not hyperactive, he can stay indoors if they ask him to...the problem is his house.

Prompto gets easily anxious staying at home for too long. He spent his childhood locked away in there, isolated. No parents, no friends, nothing. He stayed locked away in what was the toughest moments of his life. He doesn’t hate indoors, he hates indoors at his house. It brings all of that back.

Prompto’s trying to keep all the lights on to make it less like in his childhood; gets easily guilty remembering the huge debt the King put himself into so he doesn’t have to pay for electricity and now he’s wasting it.

Prompto gets easily anxious around food nowadays. Remembers it was staying indoors doing but eat what got him so fat and lonely.

(Prommy it’s ok, fat is not bad :(( this poor angel )

Honestly Prompto’s so busy emotionally stressing over being indoors at his house that the pandemic in the world isn’t even super concerning, it’s just as if there was a storm outside; he knows it’s bad and that not everyone can stay safe from it, but he’s just worried in his own situation at home.

His parents get to stay indoors with him for home office, which is as good as it is bad.

For some reason it’s not so comforting because it makes Prompto think of how absent they used to me. For some reason, it also IS comforting because unlike his childhood, at least they’re there now.

Prompto tries to make the best out of this and tries bonding with them when they’re not busy.

It actually works <3 They don’t get overly emotional or anything but they get to spend some good time together, watch movies, talk more, etc.

It helps Prom with the food issue that Dad does the cooking this time.

Good as his parents are with him during quarentine, it’s home, like the physical place what keeps gnawing at his emotional health.

Prom is going to try EVERYTHING to keep himself distracted.

Iggy phones him constantly, which helps a lot. Noct videocalls him everyday, which really keeps him up.

Prom is taking BUNCHES of online courses and classes, bECAUSE THIS BOY LOVES DOING AND LEARNING STUFF

Week 6 of quareantine, Prompto has made his own jacket out of kitchen towels. It’s...actually impressive.

If he got sick, he too would be paranoid.

More than sad, Prompto would be openly scared and nervous.

EXTRA

The chocobros as a Four:

They’re having online video parties and meetings.

The four got a pizza each. They’re video meeting, and pretending it’s the same pizza lol

“YOU ATE THE LAST SLICE HOW DARE YOU, I TOLD YOU I WANTED IT!!! >:’‘(”

The guys are showing their quarentine achievements to each other.

“Look, I’ve let my feet nails long because I don’t need shoes anymore and I shaped them like I’m a dragon haha”

“Oi look, I learned a new trick with my yo-yo”

“Look how GREASY my hair is right now haha. what do you mean if I’m attending the national interview later like this, of course I am”

The chocobros are sending each other online courses that they think the others or one of them will like

They’re having one of those online movie in different computers together.

Also multiplayer games because they can.

Ignis wins every time.

The chocobros are playing a 4-members Squad mode in Battle Royale games. Noct and Prom are okay. Ignis is the Pro. Gladio is the bait.

Iris:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cor:

Cor is surprisingly calm about this.

Cor is spending his time meditating.

Cor has barely any paperwork, as his work is mostly physical, so he gets a lot of time free with Regis’ politics for a proper literally-no-need-to-go-out politics. Meditation that is.

Cor is phoning Prompto each now and then, too.

Prompto would answer happily that he’s fine and with no virus. Cor finally once tells him he’s not asking if he’s ok about the virus. Prom needed no more explanation and just said he was ok, if a little sad.

Cor is working out at home.

Cor is getting bored.

Cor is reading, watching series, or meditating, or cooking just for the sake of it.

Cor just has one problem. He’s a workaholic. You give him no work, this man starts slowly having a meltdown and descent into the abyss of madness. He needs to die of stress, how else do you expect him to live?

The first weeks were fine. After the first few weeks Cor starts getting anxious about needing work to do.

Cor you stupid thing

Cor is starting to get distracted in meditation because he keeps getting anxious about working in something.

Cor starts phoning Regis.

“Do you have any paperwork for me now?”

This is every two days.

Regis COULD have given him something. Regis doesn’t. Cor needs to learn to know how to be AT PEACE FOR FUCKING ONCE.

Cor is making paperwork up to work on lol

Cor was diagnosed with the virus. They put the virus in quarentine for its safety.

#ffxv #chocobros #ffxv headcanons #final fantasy xv imagine #coonanswers #coonheadcanons #AYE BOY THIS WAS NICE TO ANSWER #hopefully i can nail some more around these times <3 #I'm really trying to turbo do my homework...not working so far but im trying lol #noctis #ignis #gladio #regis #prompto #cor

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Hello! I was going through your supportive Regis to Iggy stuff and I’M MELTING!! I love it so much! Do you have anymore Regis-Ignis stuff or even other characters who support gladnis? I really wanna know!

*SMACKS WITH LOVE*

HELLO MUFFIN U THOUGHT I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU? HAH. U ABSOLUTE FOOL. I AM HERE TO SERRRRRRRRRVE

I’m very excited to answer this because even though I still have 60+ asks (WAY over a year old now, god damn it), it made me so happy to get a new one with such old vibe? Idk how to explain it, it just felt like the first times I’d get asks anD IT MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG THANK YOU ;w; <3 Plus it reminded me that there’s still people around and THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TOO AAAAH

But not gonna make the intro too long, you here for the nice stuff, so here we go!

The supportive Regis to Iggy stuff is old, some of my first, AND I FREAKING LOVE IT. Here you have supportive Regis being a good papa, and supportive Regis multiple headcanons if you missed it/don’t remember! :3

NOW LET’S SEE WHAT WE CAN GET FROM THIS

AU where Regis is Ignis’ supportive dad figure:

#gladnis #regis #gladio/ignis #ffxv headcanons #*PUTS PAWS IN THE AIR*#AAAAAAAAAAAH YES. THE MOST MAGNIFICENT THE MOST SPLENDID THE MOST DELIGHTFUL PAPA REGIS KICKS IN AGAIN #GOOD HEAVENS THE SKIES KNOW I LOVE SUPPORTIVE REGIS WITH A /PASSION/#*Cries*#coonanswers #coonheadcanons #coonwrites #yay gladnis!

GAH! BAD TUMBLR! BAD! TUMBLR! EATING MY ASK! Iwould like to try to request a scenario/headcanon list of a time Pap!Cor had to take Baby!Prompto with him to the Citadel and Baby!Prompto meets the other Baby!Chocobros for the first time! Please and thank you!

You don’t talk Papa!Cor without TRIGGERING ME.

Lately I’ve had had a lot of Papa Cor feels, as in even more than usual, so this will be an absolute joy to answer to.(*ﾉωﾉ)

Papa Cor takes Baby Prompto to the Citadel and he meets the Baby Chocobros for the first time.

Cor is still in absolute Papa Panic a couple months into being dad of a stolen baby.

As being single Papa took him off-guard, he’s always a bit too paranoid about dear Prommy’s health and wellbeing.

Cor usually left baby Prommy with the neighbor because Cor was scared of taking him too far from the house.

(He’s so small, dear Astrals, and so fragile, I don’t want anything to happen to him :( )

As a noble and working for royalty, Cor has access to daycare within the Citadel itself, but 1. He absolutely FORGOT in his PapaPanic, and 2. He had not wanted to take Prommy there because he feared Prommy could get lost in such a huge place.

Because Cor knows his son, he just knows Prompto can somehow exit rooms like he can cross walls magically.

((Cor’s tried to spy him to see because, well…who knows, Prompto is from a Nif lab, what if he can go through walls o h m y g o d))

Cor you stupid thing.

However, one day, the neighbor was not available, and no matter how many people Cor phoned, no one was available to go take care of Prommy.

Cor did not want to hire someone for it because HOW CAN HE TRUST SOMEONE HE DOESN’T KNOW, IT’S HIS SON HE’S TALKING ABOUT, HE NEEDS SOMEONE OF HIS FULL ABSOLUTE TRUST.

((…please forgive his paranoia <3))

So Cor had no option but to take Prommy to the Citadel daycare.

Let’s see how everything went, shall we?

#chocobros #baby chocobros #papa!cor #ffxv #chocobabies #I was absolutely right: THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN #klasjd kalfjakl jaklfjsdfkj #these babies are going to be the end of me #coonwrites #coonanswers #coonheadcanons

Can I ask for some fleurentia/ravnis ANGSTY headcanons about what happened between Ravus and Ignis during their last fight, when Ravus was asking to be finished and he was obviously in such a great pain after being modified by Ardyn? It would be fucking angsty and I NEED THAT. If you don't mind ;)

Heck damn right YOU CAN AND I WILL COMPLY VERY JOYFULLY, AYO.

Apparently I can’t work without context so have some first:

Ravus and Ignis were sort of longtime lovers by that point.

They maintained a long distance relationship since Ignis was like nineteen.

They met when Iggy was a child and Ravus was a pre-teen. Liked each other since, felt affection for each other since.

The issue of Noct got into their relationship; Ravus was angry that Ignis was “too dumb and blinded by baseless loyalty for that boy” to see he wasn’t worthy of being the Chosen, and Ignis was angry that Ravus insisted on “being too proud to understand not everything revolves around him and that Noctis will find his place at his time”.

Long story short; both feel affection for each other since they were kids, had a longtime long distance relationship, and even though they didn’t explicitly broke up, they had that difference of opinions and lost contact since months prior to the Insomnia attack and until they “met” again at that imperial base; later on meeting properly at Altissia.

….BUT they still loved each other, despite said differences.

None admitted it until the events of Altissia.

They made up, apologized, and forgave each other across the events (while slaying mechs and MTs, of course).

They still fought when Ravus lost it at the altar, but made up again after he had vent his anger.

Ravus had a “You don’t know what you’ve got until you lose it” smack to the face when Ignis almost dies and went blind.

Ravus stayed there with him until Gladio and Prompto arrived, apologizing and shushing him, holding him dear in arms, and crying out all his regrets.

Why he stopped talking to Ignis for something so foolish, mostly. Ravus really regretted having lost contact with him and letting his love for him die for something so stupid and unrelated to them. It took months that he could have used to make Ignis happy away.

It was Ignis’ own determination to protect Noctis what makes Ravus turn sides; if his darling went so far as to almost dying and giving up his sight for this young man, then Ravus will help them. If not for Noctis, at least so that Ignis’ own sacrifices don’t go in vain.

That’s why even though Ravus would have liked to stay, he left to Gralea to get the Sword of the Father and to confront the emperor.

Yeh…eh…things don’t go well, we know.

And so, we get to what we want: the moment Ravus is revived as a daemon and is forced to attack the chocobros.

Ignis included.

#fleurentia #ravnis #ravus x ignis #headcanons #fanfic #coonwrites #coonheadcanons #coonanswers #this is like a fic made headcanon list instead of just a headcanon list lmao #then again that's how the racc works #it can't keep things short :'D #why am i like this #anyway yeh! this was great to work with c:

ღ DEAR ASTRALS ABOVE, PROMPTIS! (bc of reasons, Coonie Moonie dear~ have a good day/afternoon/evening/night and a cupcake!)

HELLO, DARK, MY SWEETEST, I received this last night but I was too tired! Thank you for waiting patiently and for dropping this in!(ノ*°▽°*)

A CUPCAAAAAAAAAKE!?! FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!? AKLSDJFKAF JAKLSJDASKJD (*ﾉ▽ﾉ)

*nyoms it out*

Prompto/Noctis

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Prompto. You won’t ever get Noctis out of bed earlier, NEVER. These two sleep in until much later than others *cough* Gladnis *cough* but Noctis is definitely last to wake up, and last to be on his feet too.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Prompto. Noctis is still asleep most times, or doesn’t have the energy to get out of his damn bed yet. He’s lucky Prommy is so understanding and loving and enjoys making breakfast for both while his boyfriend fights with all six gods to get out of bed.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Prompto, goddammit. Stop being a spoiled thing, Noctis! But really, none of them mind. Prompto really values Noct a lot, and often freels bad that Nocttis gets so worn out by his own emotional issues and the Crystal, and he wants to spoil him if he can. Noct is not a spoiled little brat, he’s just struggling a bit with accepting his fate as future king, and Prommy wants him to know it’s okay.

However, when Prompto is sick (which happens more frequently than we know), Noct sometimes is the one that brings breakfast to him; Prommy’s flu can get VERY awful, and Noctis feels anxious whenever the sweet ray of sunshine is sick, so he’ll be out of bed earlier than Ignis or school ever managed to get and go prepare something for dear Prommy.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

50/50. Prompto can get pretty horny and the boy has A LOT of energy (and hormones), so sometimes he’ll have the idea and suggest it casually, like he’s talking about the weather. Boy can dirty talk only when he’s inspired, but really his usual self is “Hey, you know what I thought we could do before leaving? It’d be cool :)”.

Noctis sometimes gets pretty horny too, but he’s a bit more shy about it. Noctis has two moods; he either asks as casually as Prommy, or goes shy. He doesn’t want Prompto to think him creepy or anything, so Noctis tries suggesting it as implicitly as he can. Prommy can be dense, so Noctis struggles a bit with trying to be as explicit as possible without saying an explicit word iself.

Good thing is Prommy knows his boyfriend already, and will catch the hint when Noct is trying to ask him for a quickie.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Noctis. He gets tired of training and papework and everything (being prince sounds cool, but really it’s just a kaload of work), and all he wants is a break. Often. So it’s not rare that he’s the one that mops and whines to Prompto about wanting to stay home and do nothing.

Prommy understands prince work is important, but considers Noctis the human is even more important, so he’ll give in and try to spoil him. :)

Who chooses the movies:

50/50. Both discuss which movie to watch and why or why not like they’re discussing war tactics. It’s usually Prompto who suggests they watch a movie, but they team up to choose which one. The good thing is they have a similar taste, so they don’t often argue or take too long.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Noctis. Noctis is your typical cat that wants Prommy’s attention and will snuggle against him over and over, pet his shoulder, snuggle the head under his chin or his chin on Prommy’s hair, and, of course, he’ll start kissing him over and over until Prompto laughs and pays attention to him.

Sometimes it’s Prompto, but he’s a kiss or two, and back to the movie. When it’s Noct, however, he insists.

Who orders lunch:

50/50. Noctis is better at cooking than Prompto, but he’s also much lazier and doesn’t often want to do it. While Prompto is good at cooking, if he can order lunch instead, he’ll do. Plus, both really like fast food, so there’s no troubles on it.

After a good chiding from Ignis when Ignis found they had ordered food for all 3 meals during an entire week (a few days after they moved in together) who reminded them they’re 23, they can do this on their own, and that Noct’s health is important, Prommy’s trying to not order food as frequently. Still, it’s a tradition for, at least, each friday.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

50/50. Prompto likes stealing because he likes eating everything, and because Noctis usually leaves many things untouched on his dish and Prompto doesn’t want to waste anything. Noctis does it because he usually leaves many things untouched on his dish and he’s not satisfied yet, so he’s stealing the yummy things off Prompto’s dish. So basically they just eat from both dishes like they’re one.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Noctis. Noctis naps very frequently, so of course he naps after a good meal. Dear Noctis turns to a cat again and he not only goes to curl up to sleep after eating, he also drags Prompto with him to use him as his pillow and human heater and Petting Machine. It’s already a usual thing, that Prommy has to go sit or lay with Noct to snuggle or pet him while his boyfriend sleeps. Prommy swears Noct likes being scratched behind the ear, too.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Noctis. Noctis usually tries to leave work at work and rarely works at home (wait until you’re king, Noctis *evil laugh*) so Prommy couldn’t distract him even if he wanted. Prommy doesn’t often have to bring work to their home (even in their 30′s), but when he does, he’ll have Noctis holding one of his ankles, lying facedown on the floor, and whining and whimpering ‘Nooooooo’. Sometimes, Prommy still goes on working, amused. Sometimes (most times), he gives in and pays attention to Noctis.

Cat Noct strikes again; sometimes he won’t even have anything to request from Prompto’s attention, he just doesn’t want him to work.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Prompto. This boy has problems tryingto control his own excitement, so if he sees ice-cream he’ll be ECSTATIC and because he has no refrains that stop him from getting over excited, he’ll yelp out “ICE CREAM” and get clingy with Noct all the way to the stall.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Prompto, mostly, but both do. Noct likes to brag about his treasure of a boyfriend in social medias (and keeps the cutest ones to himself), and Prompto just likes to take photos of the things and people he loves. Noct + ice-cream is a MUST, so he always snaps a picture.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

50/50, though it’s usually Noctis. Prompto is so happy about the ice-cream and so distracted talking non-stop about other things, he doesn’t often think about making those sort of jokes. And because he’s talking while eating his ice-cream, he gets it dripping on his face and mouth, and because Noctis is quiet just listening, of course the joke will cross his head.

Prommy has multiple reactions depending on his mood; he can get shy and shut up and tell him to not joke about that in public,he can get horny and lick the ice-cream off his own face giving Noctis a dirty look, or do the same but with an exaggerated look, just to make Noctis laugh, and then both brush it off.

Who cooks dinner:

It’s still Prompto most times, but when it’s dinner specifically, Noctis will cook sometimes, all by himself. He claims that Prommy already cooked breakfast and lunch, so he’s fine cooking dinner. It’s no secret, however, that Noct more or less enjoys it sometimes. He’s very much awake at night like he wasn’t in the morning, and he took the liking from the job he had at the restaurant during high school, so he seems to find some peace at cooking dinner sometimes.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

50/50. It started being Prommy who stayed to clean and Noct went to bed, but then Noctis felt bad about it and wanted to help too (because he values that Prommy wants him to rest after a tiring day, but he knows that Prommy works hard and gets tired too), so now it’s 50/50.

Chances are, however, that most times they’ll leave the kitchen dirty and messy at night, and will clean up in the morning.

Who stays up until 2 reading:

None. They stay up late together most nights, but it’s to play videogames or watch TV. Books rarely cross their way, especially that late at night.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Prompto. It’s amazing how much Noctis can sleep in a day, so it’s not rare to find him napping. Prompto stares mostly because he has no option, there’s a sleeping Noctis in the way everyday, but he does also stare just because he wants to. He also takes the time to cover him with a blanket if it’s cold, or just because he knows Noct likes snuggling into fuzzy blankets.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

Prompto, but sometimes Noctis. Because he crosses in the way of a sleeping Noctis and sometimes tuck him in, Prommy also likes to give him a kiss while the prince sleeps.

When it’s Noctis, he’s probably still awake late at night and Prommy’s gone to bed, he woke up in the middle of the night and rolled around to hug Prommy and kiss him before going back to sleep, or he found Prommy napping. Noct sometimes feels a bit shy getting romantic, but when Prommy’s asleep there’s no shyness and he goes ahead and kisses him.

Aaah~

Yet another lovely couple that makes domesticity feel so special and so warm and so cute. Adorable! ♡ ～(‘▽^人)

I hope you liked it, buddy!

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Hi, dear moonraccoon ! 💕💕 May I ask you to do the ship thing (I can't copy the symbol for some reason ;;) with Iris and Noctis ❤️ (if you want of course ❤️) I wanted to ask you to do it for Noctis and Prompto but someone already asked you that ;^; thank you in advance 💕💕💕 - artist anon ❤️ (who send you a lot of love ❤️❤️)

ARTIST ANON, MY SWEETEST!!!! ♡ ～(‘▽^人)

I hope you liked the Noctis and Prompto one, dear you, and I’ll happily comply for the Iris/Noctis one! Thank you for requesting in such a nice and sweet way, and thank you for all the love you always send!! You’re wonderful! ♡

This shall be the last I make for the heart symbol thing.

I hope you like it, sweetest you!

I also hope you don’t mind that I made it post-game in a everyone lives AU; it worked better for domestic life, and so it wasn’t underage anymore, so it worked better/more natural for me. Thank you (/▽＼*)

[Adding a Keep Reading at some point]

Iris/Noctis

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Iris, obviously. Noctis is a sleepyhead even at 30. Heck, maybe even MORE at 30, because at least now he can take the “king duties are tiring” excuse to sleep in for even longer than he did during his 20′s.

As second in command to the Crownsguard and having grown as disciplined, Iris naturally wakes relatively early for training and the morning run.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Iris because Noctis is still asleep, that little idiot. Iris had great teachers across her life (Cor, Ignis, Monica…), so she can handle her way through the kitchen just fine. Not that Noctis can’t he’s just. Still asleep.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

It’s mostly Iris, because Noctis IS STILL ASLEEP, that lazy and forever exhausted creature. What I mean is, Noctis struggles a lot with being up early unless it’s for his job (he still struggles but at least manages to throw himself out of bed), so even if it crosses his hea dto bring breakfast in bed to Iris, Iris has already woken up, gone for the morning run, exercised, showered, dressed, and is currently making breakfast already or waking up up because it’s all already served.

Iris does it because she’s sometimes very happy that, in the end, Noct did say yes to her and she’s living her once utopic dream of a domestic, quiet life with Noct, so because she’s the sweetest and most adorable thing ever, Iris will sometimes bring breakfast to him just because she never thought she’d get this chance, she’s happy, and she wants to pamper him a little.

However, and surprisingly, Noctis has done it sometimes too; Noct is and will forever be mesmerized of how much and how sincerely Iris loves him and how amazingly she treats him, and he sometimes goes a bit paranoid about “wanting to show her I really mean it too but how”.

It comes in the form of Noctis’ greatest sacrifice; waking up early, earlier than her, and secretly turn her alarm off, go to the kitchen, prepare something, and surprise her with that in bed. No morning runs or training, just letting her sleep in, bringing her food, and cuddling a little before really getting up.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Iris. You’d think Gladio is the only horny thing in the Amicitia familly? Pscht. You should have seen Clarus in youth (you should have seen Clarus until like 55 oh my god). And of course Iris too, goddammit. So it’s pretty frequent that she gets prety horny at random times, and it’s not rare that it happens in the mornings.

Iris suggests it mostly either casually or even playfully, not much sensually as one would expect. Noctis knows his wife pretty well by this point but whenever she happily suggests a quickie like she’s talking about playing a videogame, it can still make him burn cherry red in the face and go shy, but he always says yes. It’s a good way to bring the king fully awake and keep him in a happy mood when he has early morning meetings he otherwise would have slept through.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

It’s 50/50, actually. Noctis is a good and responsible and hard working king but sometimes there’s nothing important to do at the Citadel and he “just doesn’t want to be king today, Iris, pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase, just today, sweetie, I swear I’ll make the paperwork of both today and tomorrow, tomorrow, but I want to stay here today, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, Iriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis pleeeeeeeeeaa-”

Iris is a bit too focused in her work (World of Ruin made her grow a bit too disciplined) so she suggests it less, but she’s offered it too, either at random times because she just wants to stay home with Noct, or because she notices Noct is a bit worn out, and wants him to take a day off. “One day without king won’t kill anyone”, and Noct can’t say no to her sweetness.

#iris/noctis #noctis x iris #domestic headcanons #coonanswers #coonheadcanons #THIS WAS SO CUTE #iris must be the happiest of wives dammita #aND THE CUTEST #askldjfkadghkladjfalksjf #i love iris #i love noct #i loved this request aah thank you ;A;

ღ: Cindylu? OwO

*SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK*

What a LOVELY ship, aaah!!! So unexpected, but I’m sure going to have a lot of fun with this!! Thank you!

Also, HEWWO YUU, YOU, WONDERFUL, AMAZING CREATURE MADE OF AMAZINGNESS, HOOMAN WHO ADOPTED ME BECAUSE I MADE YOU DO IT, I LOVE YOU.

Cindy/Lunafreya

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

It depends, but it’s mostly Cindy. You wouldn’t believe how much Lunafreya can spend in bed during mornings. Cindy is used to work since early, so even when she doesn’t have work, her internal clock still wakes her up relatively early. Luna, though? Nope. Bed. One hour more, please.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Cindy. Luna knows how to cook but she can get a bit messy or awkward and for some reason, even though Cindy helps, the pancakes always burn when she tries. Luna thinks the pans are mad at her and that’s why her cooking turns out messier than Cindy’s even when they do the same things.

Luna feels a bit embarrassed that she’s not very good at cooking, but Cindy doesn’t mind. Indeed, she finds cute that she gets to teach Luna. <3

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Luna. That Luna gets a bit messy or awkward in the kitchen doesn’t mean she can’t cook. Mostly after Cindy’s taught her to get better, Luna likes bringing breakfast to her to bed; she admires how hard and how much Cindy works, values even more than Cindy treats her so nicely and respectfully, Luna wants to make her happy, so she thinks of the “little” things like serving her breakfast in bed.

Luna wants to spoil her a lot and is often doing things for her like this. She’s a selfless loving creature that just wants Cindy to smile.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

50/50. You’d think Lunafreya is a pure innocent angel that goes to church, hah. Yes, she is. But she’s also pretty horny and curious and she happens to be easily turned on by her radiant girlfriend, so it’s not rare that Luna suddenly gets the idea of a quickie out of nowhere. The best/funniest part of it is that she’s not suggesting it sensually or whispering in her ear or pinning her to a wall, she’s suggesting it like she’s saying “let’s go to the park! :D”

Cindy can’t say no to this adorable creature.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Luna. She may not seem like it because she’s great at hiding stress, but truth is Cindy overworks very often.

Luna wants her to rest. As the selfless loving thing she is, Luna will often try to get Cindy to ditch work and just spend a good day together, thinking more about Cindy resting and having fun than just stealing her for herself.

Who chooses the movies:

Lunafreya. Cindy helps and suggests most of the times, but if it’s about choosing straight away sometimes, that’s Luna. She has a lot that she hasn’t watched but heard about on the internet and they said it was super sweet and romantic and please watch it with me baby <3

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Luna too. Mostly if she’s not very interested in the movie (even though chances are she chose it). She really likes kissing Cindy on the jaw because it always earns a chuckle from her, so Luna can do it over and over and over because she loves the sound of a happy Cindy.

You can easily tell this leads Cindy to grab her by the chin and kiss back, and then suddenly none can stop it and oops, who needs movies anyway.

Who orders lunch:

Lunafreya. Sometimes, mostly when she’s still not very confident about her cooking skills, she would order lunch because she wants food to be served by the time Cindy comes to the dining room, but she also wants her to eat something pleasant, so the answer is ordering. It becomes sort of a tradition during Cindy’s busy days at the garage.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Lunafreya. She’s curious since she’s little and, for some reason, since she’s a toddler she’s always grabbed food from other people’s plates, mostly without asking. You should hear her mental struggle at important political dinners, trying to control herself and not snatch that slice of cheese off the Emperor’s plate because oh my god Lunafreya you can’t just do that resist control yourself you have your own cheese GODDAMMIT STOP YOU CAN DO IT YOU’RE STRONGER THAN YOUR IMPULSES.

So yes. Because she trusts Cindy and it’s casual eating, she’ll always grab something off her dish without asking. Cindy is so used to her strange girlfriend and he strange things, she never questions her.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Cindy. She’s so satisfied with eating after a tiring or good day and she loves to get a chance to rest, she’ll lay somewhere happily and satisfied. Luna herself is who goes to curl up next to her; Cindy hugs her, snuggles a bit, and then naps, whether she chooses to or it just got to her. Luna sometimes can sleep too, sometimes not, but she always stays there hugged to her.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Lunafreya. Sometimes, Cindy will have some gadget or some blueprints and she’ll get very curious, but Luna knows that once Cindy’s started some machinery thing, she won’t get off it for the rest of the week. Luna doesn’t want her to overwork home; if she can’t help overworking at work, fine, but if it’ssomething unnecessary, then Lunafreya will do everything in her power to stop Cindy from working on it!

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Lunafreya. This is an adult child that gets overly excited at the little things, ice-cream included (I mean, can we blame her?). She’s too cute and so excited, Cindy can never say no.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Lunafreya. She discovered Kupogram not long ago and she’s obsessed with showing everyone the things that make her happy (half her Kupogram is Cindy, or Cindy and her).

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

Lunafreya, surprisingly. The best/funniest part of it, like when she suggests quickies, is that she’s not making a sex joke for the sake of the sex joke itself, she’s just innocently letting the joke out like it’s about the weather.

First time she did it, Cindy accidentally dropped her ball of ice-cream off its cone. It took her off-guard, mostly by how naturally and easily and casually Luna commented about her sitting on Cindy’s face. In like…a public space.

Who cooks dinner:

50/50. It’s still Cindy most times, though. Sometimes Luna does it so Cindy can rest better from work.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Lunafreya. She claims that Cindy did the cooking, it’s fair that Luna does the cleaning. Sometimes they do it together, but sometimes Luna wants to do it all by herself.

Who stays up until 2 reading:

It’s not frequent or a thing, but if it’s ever happened, that’s Luna. Sometimes she’s a bit too much like a child, so sometimes she’s got a bit too much energy and can’t sleep, and will look for things to do that can help her shut those pretty eyes. Reading does the trick; she likes reading, don’t get me wrong, but it always puts her to sleep.

Who stares at their partner while they’re sleeping:

50/50. It’s mostly a Cindy thing, though. She values and appreciates Lunafreya a lot, loves her very dearly, and watching her sleep, whether it’s next to her, or on her own but in their bed or sofa, it mean a lot to Cindy. She values that Luna gifted her her love and presence, and likes to see that she’s there.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

Lunafreya. As said earlier, she loves Cindy a lot, lot, lot. She’s a little ball of love, like a puppy, so she has almost no control on her love on Cindy; if she sees her, she’ll kiss her because she just…loves her a lot and is happy to see her, you know? So if she ever catches her napping, Luna will naturally go over to her and kiss her face or head, and caress her hair or cheek a little, but never dares wake her up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~

This was so horribly sweet and pleasant to write!! I don’t think I’ve ever written for Cindylu before, but it’s sure a ship that I adore, and one that I had lots of fun with. Thank you so much! ( ´ ▽ ` )

#cindylu #lunafreya/cindy #lunafreya #ffxv cindy #coonanswers #coonheadcanons #this lovely ship aah ;A;

Corqi + Different Languages

I know that the entirety of the game is spoken in one language, and maybe canon-wise there is just one international language. But what if each land of Eos had their own language? Lucian, Tenebraean, Accordian (pfft), and Niflheimian.

Cor and Loqi not only face age and height differences, but also language.

So imagine

Both arguing over which language they should use for the everyday.

“Lucian is more complicated, let’s go with Niflheimian.” “Are you crazy? Lucian is much easier. Lucian it is.” “Lucian sounds like anime.” “and Niflheimian sounds like you’re casting an ancient curse of evil.”

They may or may not end up talking in Accordian to each other lol.

Nah, I think they stick to Lucian. Loqi does move to Insomnia for a peaceful life with the Marshal, after all, so he’s gotta know the language as best as possible.

Loqi swears in Niflheimian.

He hits his toe? Nif cursing. Crossword too difficult? Nif cursing.

Cor thinks it’s cute.

Unless it’s sex, then it’s not cute, it’s sorta hot and unsettling at once.

Cor keeps calling him some Lucian slang word and Loqi doesn’t question him because it sounds cute.

Loqi finds a year into letting Cor call him that word that it’s not a common nickname.

Prompto heard it and snorted/laughed at family dinner, so Loqi finally asked “what does it mean?”

It means “little pebble.”

Loqi threw all the kitchen cloths and bath towels and clothes at Cor that day screaming “YOU’VE BEEN CALLING ME A PEBBLE ALL THIS TIME!? >:(”

In Cor’s defense, pebbles are cute and small “just like you”.

Loqi’s texting to Prompto each new word that Cor calls him just to make sure he’s not been called some stupid thing again thinking it’s something like “dear”.

It’s funny because sometimes Loqi doesn’t know how to write it, so he just writes the words as he hears them.

Loqi’s shy about expressing romantic/cute/affectionate thoughts/feelings, so he’ll say them in Niflheimian.

Loqi tries to use as difficult or slang words as possible, because he knows Cor has some basic knowledege of Niflheimian, so he won’t risk that Leonis hears him say something like “Gods, I just adore everything about you, my dearest, I love you”. How inappropriate!

Sometimes Loqi will mutter it so it’s twice as unintelligible for Cor.

Cor never shows any particular reaction; he just smiles, kisses his head, or some small gesture, distractedly, and continues doing his stuff.

One morning, three years into their relationship, Loqi whispers some Nif compliments and loving things to Cor before trying to go back to sleep, only to have Cor roll around, spoon him, and then whisper “Loqi, you do know I’ve got a diploma on advanced Niflheimian and I’ve known all you’ve said to me in your language all this time, don’t you? I just- three years with you not saying a word on them, I assume you know that I know what you’re saying, don’t you?”

Loqi couldn’t dare look him in the eye for the next three days.

Loqi also refused to talk in Lucian because “Oh yeah? You can talk fluent Nif, don’t you SO SHOW IT, WHY DO I EVEN NEED LUCIAN ANYWAY, YOU STUPID JERK >:(”

Both helping each other with words they don’t remember/know in the other language.

“Cor, could you hand me the- ...you know...that...that stupid thing you use to *gestures* with the *gestures* you know the- fucking- THE THING-”

“...and I was telling her that she needed the (z)- you know, the...you know, you Nifs say...this word for it, what was the goddamn word? Like you know...the...the thing.”

Also not recalling they’re talking in the other language.

“Cor, *question in muttered Niflheimian*?”

“...what”

“Did you not fucking hear m- wait, did I ask that in Nif? Sorry, I was asking if you-”

Also accents.

“You have a nice accent. It’s cute.”

“Yes? Well your accent still sounds like anime.”

“You know what, I lied, you sound like choking on a sock.”

Cor gives this glare at anyone in the streets that dares give bad looks at Loqi for his accent.

When Loqi’s parents try to phone him to continue threatening him (”if you dare go on one day more with that Lucian” they say each damn time and haven’t done a thing in years lol), Loqi will start telling them “I’m sorry, I can’t understand what you’re saying sir/madame”. In fluent, clean, fancy Lucian.

Loqi sometimes slips on the use of the two different forms of “You”, so one day he may be talking to Prompto like Prompto’s a Sir, and when talking to the king he’ll be using the “friendly, vulgar” form of it.

Cor tries correcting him kindly; Regis finds it cute.

Sometimes, when they argue, each will be talking in their respective language; sometimes, depending on his mood, Loqi will grow exasperated that besides arguing, Cor insists on using Lucian even when he knows he doesn’t handle Lucian like Cor handles Nif, and Cor will try but will switch back to Lucian because that’s how it’s born from him to argue.

Good thing about this is that they’re already acquainted with their arguing, and know that talking in different languages only causes further misunderstandings, so they reach a spot where they both force themselves to shut up, and they try to work it out via corporal language, even mimics, or even drawings.

It sounds childish, but it works for them; where words cause a mess, then they don’t use them.

This has led for them to know how to communicate beyond words and languages,to the point they sometimes just need a glance, a tilt of the head, and crossed arms and glares step aside and are changed for smiles and apology hugs.

Once, Cor was in a very good mood and had been particularly more affectionate than usual with Loqi, and he interrupted the younger man while he was saying some unimportant thing to kiss his forehead, said some Lucian slang, and hugged him.

“What the fuck does that mean, Cor?” “It means ‘I love you’.” “Then why not just fucking say I love you? That didn’t sound like Lucian “I love you”. You’re lying to me. What does that mean, really? Cor? Stop laUGHI- COR! WHATDOESTHATMEAN!?”

Needless to say, Loqi ran to text Prompto again.

“Cor said something that sounded like (...) to me today. He says it means I love you, but I think he’s shitting me. I know how to say I love you in Lucian and that is nowhere close to that. What did he say to me, Prompto? He was- the bastard was chuckling and laughing. What did he call me?”

Prompto delayed answering because he’s not sure if Cor is going to do something about it or explain it to Loqi himself sometime later on or if he’s got any plans in general, and he feels that telling Loqi is like ruining that (possible) moment between Cor and him, like it’s not on Prompto to tell him that Cor did say I love you, but using the form that basically means “I love you and I will always do it/and I want to be with you forever” that’s typically only used with one person in a Lucian’s life when things get super, super serious...

So he just texted “he called you a pebble again”.

Don’t worry, Prompto fixed it before the wrath was unleashed on Cor and the bathroom towels again with a quick “Haha, jk, he did say I love you, just with uncommon slang, I guess. That weirdo.”

Loqi’s not sure if Prompto’s shitting him too, so he just stays relatively suspicious on it, threatening Cor that he better not have called him some stupid thing again.

Cor’s happy with the threats, and thinks it’s cute because the more that Loqi thinks Cor insulted him, the more off-guard he’ll catch Loqi when he explains what he said.

And I think that’s it about this! :)

#corqi #cor x loqi #still not second check but i'll be correcting mistakes and typos when i feel like it #gimme all the language misunderstandings and shenanigans! /o/#cor/loqi #coonwrites #coonheadcanons