#coolbeardrunaway

YIPPPPPIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

guys u should probably not be that chill at gunpoint

MY BOIS!!!

Buddy is completely caught off-guard and turns to mush the moment the human wraps around his head and pulls him into their chest after the both of them got off from a long day on the front lines. The soft mounds on the human's chest are welcoming...and they make him feel safe and loved on top of it all. He subconsciously wonders why the human decided to pull a bold move all of the sudden...but he's not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. Instead, he unconsciously nuzzles into the human's chest with a nudge of his head and can't stop the octave of his purring from reaching absurdly loud levels. The human only chuckles in response. He's perfectly content right here...there's nowhere else in the world he would rather be than here on the human's chest. Pal is surprised by the sudden softness that engulfs his head as his human friend embraces him endearingly and comforts him from such a long day. He might not be able to see well...but his other senses are heightened in response. He can hear the human's heartbeat in their chest and their scent fills his mind as he's smothered by their chest. Strangely enough, every time he flicks his frill, it feels like there's a lot of weight resting on top of them...and the human giggles in response. He also can't help the purring that erupts to the surface as they chuckle and rub his head lovingly. Fiend is so surprised that he freezes the moment the human, who climbed into his makeshift nest to warm up from the chilling cold outside, presses him close and his head is suddenly shoved into the crease of their chest. His antenna stand on end and his eyes enlarge to the size of dinner plates as he processes that...he's in one of the most intimate areas on the human he adores. He can't help the sudden purr spill that pours from his being and the nuzzling that he partakes in as the soft aromatic mounds surround his head. He can feel the human all around him and he absolutely feels, and probably looks, high as a kite as the human can be heard chuckling at his predicament. They only rub his head lovingly as he rests there and doesn't desire to move for a while.

Camron is flattered that his human friend is making little dolls of all their close friends! But...why are you making one of the browncoat?? Do you see him as a friend too? That's...great. DJ is impressed with the amount of care that you've stitched into the little dolls of himself. However, the moment he presses the center, he's surprised by a music box on the inside! How adorable!! Vee looks at the little version of himself and can't help but let a smile emoticon grace his face. The craftsmanship is amazing...and very well done! It looks just like him. Excellent job, human! Buddy looks at the little version of himself and his thoughts are immediately pulled to the visual of campups. They are just so small...it's adorable. Pal is pretty much nuzzling every little doll he can get his claws on. They are all so soft and they smell like his human friend! Oh, can he keep them all?? Please?? He knows he has to share, but they're just so cute!! Fiend is smitten with the small versions of himself...they look like tuggles and he can't help but nuzzle and purr the little soft figurines. It warms his heart to smell the human's scent on them as well...he can dream, can't he? The brown cameraman is flattered by the human's determination to render him into a small soft form. It looks just like him too...it's adorable. He can't thank the human enough for the gift and it will very easily become one of his most prized possessions. The TV woman was happy at first. The human was making little figurines made of fabric of their dear friends and she can't help but find them all adorable...except one. The moment she sees the human working on one that looks like the browncoat, her text-based smile falters and she finds herself staring intently at the little doll. What a bitter reminder that the human now views him as a friend...you are a rather tolerant and patient treasure, that's for sure.

NOOOOO! BROWNIE!!!!

THE BOIS ARE ON THEIR WAY!!

Camron would find your firearm skills to be surprisingly awesome! When did you learn to dual wield and aim like that?! Can you teach him sometime? Please? DJ would be impressed. You're quite the gunslinger! He's just curious about when you started to learn these skills. Did you have them before the war or after the war started? Regardless, it's cool! Vee is impressed by your ability to shoot two guns simultaneously...and be deadly accurate at the same time! It reminds him of how he dual wields his own wrist blades. Another thing you two have in common, apparently. Buddy would be lovestruck and would merely watch his human commit carnage with an adoring gaze. How many more beloved secrets do you keep to yourself, he wonders. Pal can hear the bullets make their mark and the gunfire pop off in a rhythm. It was startling sure, but the smell of death and blood filled the air and Pal knew you had made your kills in near perfect succession. Great job, human friend! Fiend can't help but purr loudly as the human effortlessly pops off skibidi after skibidi while dual wielding their guns. They looked like a cowboy at a shootout that they were effortlessly winning...and that was so hot to him.