seeing as ur cookie ocs/children (not sure what to call the little specimens) are,well,cookies-
If you could somehow (really no idea how you would) eat them,would they taste like anything in particular??
And for scale, I'm going to rate the edibility of each of my confectionary darlings on a scale of 1 to 10.
starting with...
Uncomfortably bumpy and bitter, downright unpalatable on the taste buds. I mean... You CAN eat him and not really suffer too much in the long wrong. But nobody would recommend it...
And frankly, the constant screaming of conspiracy nonsense and the fact he hasn't showered in two weeks just lowers his grade by like 1 point.
Actually tastes pretty good. Sweet and juicy, almost like a jolly rancher!
Uuuuuh... Maybe in his prime he tasted like rainbow sherbet ice cream like his colorful corals would lead you to believe. But nowadays...?
Raw sewage. Feels and tastes like biting into a moldy apple. Uncomfortably squishy and black, like tar. Guarantee you will get violently ill from trying to eat him...
He only gets a point because he will be constantly comforting you and giving all these sympathetic and apologetic pats and hugs the entire time you're puking your brains out from tasting him...
Tastes as you'd expect.
Shellfishy and meaty. But there is an uncomfortable crunch...
Apparently you CAN eat anemones... Weird, but I guess fried anemone is a delicacy to some regions, I don't know.
Tastes like shellfish, but she's too smol to really even be considered a light snack.
And frankly, why WOULD you wanna eat a face like that? She's just excited to meet a big friend~!
Several problems would arise trying to chew on Goldie... Firstly, is trying to CHEW him; as his body is roughly 85% hard metal and high voltage wiring. He's hardly even dough at this point...
And if you somehow managed to get by that, he tastes like oil and metal and leaves a buzz of static in your mouth. There's only a slight aftertaste of rich chocolate... But you'd have a better experience eating a chocolate-covered floppy disk before cracking a molar on his stale ass...
