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Except here’s the thing. I thought it was a Christian camp. No, it was a Cookian camp. And the Cookie God turns out to very much exist and is extremely spiteful. He sent his enforcer, chip, who is one honking unit of chocolate pain, to punish me for my blasphemes. As I was talking to a little boy about why he was right to question inconsistent logic where he saw it, the heavens opened and Chip descended on me with his holy rolling pin as Cookie God scowled from the golden brown skies above. The pin conked me on the head, capturing me in a marble where I would remain until my penance was served.

Okay so my friend was over one day because we had shit to do together the next day. we started the night by watching shitty ass youtube videos. suddenly he looked at me and asked “have you ever heard of omegle?” i said yeah so we got on and made sure the camera was just below our eyes so nobody could see our full faces. after a few chats we started getting bored of the constant asking to see our tits (he thought my friend was a girl) we stumbled upon this guy who was pretty chill. he showed us  his knifes and we exchanged memes. but in the middle of this encounter i pulled out a Subway cookie and began to eat it. i'm not sure what happened after i ate that cookie except that i had become the cookie god, and the guy on the other end of the call decided to give me his knife as an offering to the glorious cookie god. even after i fell asleep my friend met this guy three more times and he still referred to me as cookie god so.....im a god of cookies now